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Unread 05-22-2003, 05:20 PM   #1
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Human life

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day, God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain 20 people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way, man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, and the ten the monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, enjoy, and do nothing. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family; For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.

Life has now been explained.

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Unread 05-22-2003, 05:33 PM   #2
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That's good... where'd you find that gem?
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Very nice Naekid.
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A friend email'd it to me .. I died laughing when I read it, so figured I would share it with all my friends here
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Let's see if I got this straight. I turned 50 today and by using the "NeaKid Standard of Human Life" I have ten years of slaving, ten years of
monkey tricks and ten years of barking left. Sounds all down hill to me, Yee Haw !
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Real interesting...makes you think
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Unread 05-23-2003, 05:17 PM   #7
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Thats great.

When I turned 20, I've always said that i was halfway up the hill, 1/3 on the way to retirement, and 1/4 of the way done with my life. Kinda puts it all in perspective, Goota get out there and have some fun, but I want to work now so I can pay for my toys later.
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rabbit years?

what about the rabbit years (10 years of a decent sex life?)
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