How To Be a Ricer: 101 - Page 3

BigYellaJeep · 06-11-2006, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by masetj

VTEC?

I owned a 2000 Prelude and yes it was lowered and yes it was a VTEC, but no I didn't have any stickers depicting my model of Honda. Any $$$ i put into it actually increased the performance.

However that car means nothing to me compared to my TJ, I just wanted to know if you're making fun of VTEC. Also... what's wrong with Rap and Techno?

You're taking things waayyy too personally. I stole it off another forum.

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Originally Posted by Big Black YJ

because they're japanese?

wanna hear another one?

You know the Mitsubishi Starion?

It's actually called the mitsubishi Stallion.....now try to say "Stallion" with an asian accent"

"STAR-EE-ON" ...Starion....get it?

and yes, that's true

Hahaha, I see.

So...is Yamatos really "tomatos" or "Ya Momma's a ho?" I'm not eating there again! Hmph.

Brandon11130 · 06-11-2006, 11:04 PM

how to be a jeep-ricer

paint jeep a really shiney yellow,

put lots of chrome on it.

put yellow racing seats in it

wash it

Big_Black_YJ · 06-12-2006, 01:04 AM

^ that wasn't funny

**schitzangiggles** · 06-12-2006, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by dirtbagofva

all this is true

the funniest is when a red neck builds a ricer...drop a bored v8 into a Mazda RX-7. Something about 350 hp on the wheels.

most of those guys are tards!

Around here we refere to the lifted Stupid Duties (Ford), DumasMax (Chevy), and Comeaparts (Dodge) with the propane injection, 8in straight exhast, smoke belching, 4x4 on dubs as Redneck Ricers. I would rather some asshat act like a "ricer" in a small, light weight, POS econobox than a 6000lb+ POS truck.

stook36 · 06-12-2006, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by BigYellaJeep

Nope, you were born that way.

Hah! See what I did there? I uh...uh....ok, so I blantently called you a stupid retard by birth...so I must have done something wrong..hmm. Haha, I'm joking with ya bigred.

*blank look*

thats not what your mother told me!

Brandon11130 · 06-12-2006, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Big_Black_YJ

^ that wasn't funny

just poking fun at yellas shiney jeep

erickpl · 06-12-2006, 09:41 AM

I had a 99 Civic Si. No mods other than a K&N filter. It was fast enough for me and got good mileage for my 60 mile commute. I sold it and a few weeks later, saw it again with the Si logo changed to SI-R, fart can, lowered, single blade wiper, and wheels that looked like blades from a food processor.

What a way for an Si to die.

BigYellaJeep · 06-12-2006, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Brandon11130

just poking fun at yellas shiney jeep

Jealous?

I'm not a camera person, hate taking pictures. Those were the only pics I have on my computer, and were after I had washed it after coming back from Fort Campbell's training grounds.

cmoore · 06-12-2006, 10:08 AM

ARBs mess with ricers... Charge up your ARB as you come to a redlight. Look over at the ricer[s] till you get his [their] attention then vent your locker and give him the raised eyebrow. 9 out of 10 times the ricer thinks you have NOS. No matter how he [they] responds it's always classic.

PDX_XJ · 06-12-2006, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by cmoore

ARBs mess with ricers... Charge up your ARB as you come to a redlight. Look over at the ricer[s] till you get his [their] attention then vent your locker and give him the raised eyebrow. 9 out of 10 times the ricer thinks you have NOS. No matter how he [they] responds it's always classic.

That is awesome. Well, I know what my next upgrade will be.

**Matt Gertsch** · 06-12-2006, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by masetj

VTEC?

I owned a 2000 Prelude and yes it was lowered and yes it was a VTEC, but no I didn't have any stickers depicting my model of Honda. Any $$$ i put into it actually increased the performance.

Don't they all say that?

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Originally Posted by masetj

Also... what's wrong with Rap and Techno?

What's right with it?

PDX_XJ · 06-12-2006, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by mgertsch

Don't they all say that?

Are you trying to tell me that all the stickers he put into it didn't increase performance? Those are like +5 HP each.

BigYellaJeep · 06-12-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PDX_XJ

Are you trying to tell me that all the stickers he put into it didn't increase performance? Those are like +5 HP each.

Nope, only +1 for each. However, if they match it comes out to be +2.

JeepinYahoo · 06-12-2006, 04:40 PM

My friend had a wicked 76' CJ-5 with a tuned 97' Vortech 350. It has everything, port and polished, cammed, high flow intake, performace chip, hedman header, dual flowmasters and a TH350 with a B&M ratchet shifter that he likes to beat ricers with on a regualr basis and he has NEVER lost to an import. He did lose to a big block Trans Am with a blower but hey were all human. Before you all flame him and call his Jeep a poser ricer wannabe, just know its name is Flipper, it is flat army green, it has no top or doors and the winshield frame is bent sideways from a flop. This guy romps his rig harder than most of us would ever dream of, thats why he has that kind of motor. I swear guys, there is NOTHING better than the look on a ricers face at the next stoplight when this beast whips thier asses. They look SO damn confused. They cant say anthing about the launch either, my buddy always revs those dual flowmasters up real high before the light turns green, he will do it till the ricer does it back so he knows thier trying. I guess 400h.p. AWD and a 3,100 lb truck make for a great rice racer. Only in a straight line of course but like you said its 1/4 mile at a time and this Jeep is king of the 1/4. I love that damn thing. And its a Jeep thing which makes it WAY cool.

jeepsarecool · 06-12-2006, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by JeepinYahoo

My friend had a wicked 76' CJ-5 with a tuned 97' Vortech 350. It has everything, port and polished, cammed, high flow intake, performace chip, hedman header, dual flowmasters and a TH350 with a B&M ratchet shifter that he likes to beat ricers with on a regualr basis and he has NEVER lost to an import. He did lose to a big block Trans Am with a blower but hey were all human. Before you all flame him and call his Jeep a poser ricer wannabe, just know its name is Flipper, it is flat army green, it has no top or doors and the winshield frame is bent sideways from a flop. This guy romps his rig harder than most of us would ever dream of, thats why he has that kind of motor. I swear guys, there is NOTHING better than the look on a ricers face at the next stoplight when this beast whips thier asses. They look SO damn confused. They cant say anthing about the launch either, my buddy always revs those dual flowmasters up real high before the light turns green, he will do it till the ricer does it back so he knows thier trying. I guess 400h.p. AWD and a 3,100 lb truck make for a great rice racer. Only in a straight line of course but like you said its 1/4 mile at a time and this Jeep is king of the 1/4. I love that damn thing. And its a Jeep thing which makes it WAY cool.

Oh that's classic! I'm hoping to put the same setup (except for a 700r4 in place of the TH350) in my CJ in the next couple of years. That story just added a little extra incentive.

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