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post #76 of 85 Old 09-17-2009, 06:24 PM
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  • As a general rule, the vehicle most in need of a significant amount of bodywork (for which the driver is most likely uninsured) always has the right of way.
  • Never use directional signals when changing lanes. They only serve to give away your next move, causing most NM drivers to speed up and not let you in. In fact, use of directional signals within most large NM city limits is actual illegal.
  • NM law states that at least 50% of all paved surfaces within the state must be under construction at any one time. In all construction zones, at least half of the available lanes must be closed, regardless of whether any actual construction is be accomplished or not. Construction signs shall be regularly repositioned in order to warn drivers about upcoming lane closures immediately after they pass the last exit before traffic backups.
  • Driving through constructions zones with upcoming lane closures is a popular game in NM. Itís called the "speed up and pass as many cars as you can, then see how close to the lane closure you can squeeze back into traffic before hitting any of the orange construction barrels" game.
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post #78 of 85 Old 09-17-2009, 08:10 PM
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I could survive for 1 minute, 41 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor.

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post #79 of 85 Old 09-17-2009, 09:02 PM
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Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 25 seconds!

not bad for a one-legged man

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post #80 of 85 Old 09-17-2009, 09:05 PM
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am i the only one who clicks these bizarre links hoping just maybe for an amusing website, even though i know somebody just made it up.
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Originally Posted by jeff91yj80 View Post
i lied on the 2nd one and got one minute, 60 seconds...... but isn't that just 2 minutes?
Sounds like the whole thing is rigged!

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