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Unread 09-17-2009, 09:24 AM   #61
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After choking the velociraptor with his own tail, at 1minute 31 seconds I was firing up the grill and tenderizing the center cut raptor loins.
Did it taste like chicken?

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Unread 09-17-2009, 09:31 AM   #62
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I killed the raptor in that test over a year ago and I'm still chained to the bed. Good thing this laptop has a wireless connection or I would have died from boredom by now
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Unread 09-17-2009, 09:31 AM   #63
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Did it taste like chicken?
Sorta...


a little gamey for my taste but a nice glass of red wine helped the pallet.
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Unread 09-17-2009, 10:32 AM   #64
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Unread 09-17-2009, 11:14 AM   #65
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Unread 09-17-2009, 11:19 AM   #66
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1:19 here....
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Unread 09-17-2009, 11:26 AM   #67
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Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 38 seconds!
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Unread 09-17-2009, 12:40 PM   #68
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Unread 09-17-2009, 01:32 PM   #69
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I could survive for 1 minute, 28 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor.
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Unread 09-17-2009, 03:57 PM   #70
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1 minute and 19 seconds. I think punching him in his raptor balls did me in. He didn't like that too much.
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Unread 09-17-2009, 04:07 PM   #71
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Unread 09-17-2009, 04:29 PM   #72
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1 min 28 seconds. I feel so cheated, I need a re-match, that thing is going down!
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Unread 09-17-2009, 06:06 PM   #73
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i got 1:06. i feel it is a pretty accurate guess.
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Unread 09-17-2009, 06:16 PM   #74
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Unread 09-17-2009, 06:18 PM   #75
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i lied on the 2nd one and got one minute, 60 seconds...... but isn't that just 2 minutes?
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