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Unread 09-20-2008, 07:38 PM   #46
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Unread 09-21-2008, 10:30 AM   #47
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This question is biased, at least for me.

It should say "How long could a velociraptor survive chained to a bunk bed with PM Thor?"

The answer--12 seconds.
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Unread 09-21-2008, 11:37 AM   #48
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This question is biased, at least for me.

It should say "How long could a velociraptor survive chained to a bunk bed with PM Thor?"

The answer--12 seconds.
Exactly. It's all about the right mental attitude.
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Unread 09-21-2008, 11:40 AM   #49
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The real question is how long a cheeseburger would survive lying on said bed with velociraptor chained to one side and Rosie chained to the other.
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Unread 09-21-2008, 12:24 PM   #50
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Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 28 seconds!
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Unread 09-21-2008, 02:36 PM   #51
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This test does not take into account that when you chain me to a bed, you get two folding knives and a can of OC spray free with purchase. Even if that bugger does get me, itll be Montezuma's revenge.
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I could survive for 1 minute, 25 seconds
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Unread 09-17-2009, 08:32 AM   #53
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Unread 09-17-2009, 08:33 AM   #54
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edit: the worst 1 minute 44 seconds of that velociraptors life
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Unread 09-17-2009, 08:33 AM   #55
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Whats funny is, the question that asks what you would do if it bit off your arm, I had already started thinking about beating him with it, and hoping that was an option



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The real question is how long a cheeseburger would survive lying on said bed with velociraptor chained to one side and Rosie chained to the other.
the cheeseburger would last 2 seconds, and the raptor would last 4.... Rosie would be almost full at that point.
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Unread 09-17-2009, 08:37 AM   #56
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besides, this test is utter BS. I was chained to a velociraptor at a party once and i survived for 3 minutes and 8 seconds.
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Unread 09-17-2009, 08:39 AM   #57
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besides, this test is utter BS. I was chained to a velociraptor at a party once and i survived for 3 minutes and 8 seconds.
beer goggles will get ya into trouble lol
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After choking the velociraptor with his own tail, at 1minute 31 seconds I was firing up the grill and tenderizing the center cut raptor loins.
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How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

bow chica bow wow!
Oh yeah. I'd last all night baby. With me and my bottle of Corvoisier we'd be make'n sweet dinosaur love all night. Yeah.
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1 minute, 22 seconds. lmao
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