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post #31 of 85 Old 09-19-2008, 12:39 PM
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post #32 of 85 Old 09-19-2008, 01:00 PM
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Not possible - it's not your bed, unless you dragged a velociraptor into your own bedroom, chained it to your own bed, and then chained yourself to your own bed which would be a capricious and unnecessary risk to yourself. So it should read: You spent less than 0 seconds mentally preparing your response to this thread.
I thought very hard abut it but figured if I told it as such then everyone would get the picture that the raptor would be turned into raptor burgers. I went with the theory given of the bed and having the bed as the location of my firearms. That was said to keep people from knowing that I had the firearms on me. But since you called me out I will admit that I usually have a firearm or 3 on my person and would use them to start the process of raptor burgers. I really didn't want anyone to know that though. Because you are being difficult, you are not invited to the next cook out.

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I thought about answering all the macho stuff, but I doubt anyone would seriously go toe-to-toe with one of those things like Rambo.

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That velociraptor better be figuring out how long he can survive ME. And the poor bunk bed doesn't stand a chance.

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I find it hilarious so far as the folks who lasted so long.

They probably wouldn't last 10 seconds because while they were posing and flexing their muscles and stuff, the raptor thing killed 'em.

I know it's a totally stupid test, but let's be honest: Did anyone here really say that if that thing bit their arm of they would pick it up and use it as a weapon?

Seriously? I mean blood spurting out, total pain and agony (not to mention the body going into shock)? Just picking it up and using it as a club?

Some folks watch waaaaayyy too many action/adventure movies.

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I find it hilarious so far as the folks who lasted so long.

They probably wouldn't last 10 seconds because while they were posing and flexing their muscles and stuff, the raptor thing killed 'em.

I know it's a totally stupid test, but let's be honest: Did anyone here really say that if that thing bit their arm of they would pick it up and use it as a weapon?

Seriously? I mean blood spurting out, total pain and agony (not to mention the body going into shock)? Just picking it up and using it as a club?

Some folks watch waaaaayyy too many action/adventure movies.

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You are telling me if you were in a fight for your life you would do what ever you had a chance to do. If it meant tearing the bed apart with your panicked superhuman strength and beating it with the parts of the bed, you would do it. If it meant throwing the sheets over the head of the velociraptor to confuse it you would do it. If it meant you had to use the arm it had bitten off as a weapon because it is your only option then you would do it. If you wouldn't then you should have just bared your jugular to the raptor the minute it was turned loose. You don't have the instincts required to survive anyway.

On another note when the zombies show up I am going to shoot you first so I don't have to shoot you later on after you are turned into a zombie.

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I simply think that, regardless of superhuman strength and wanting to survive, that I'd be able to pick my just bitten-off arm and use it as a club.

Hang on a sec....

{doc chops his arm off and proceeds to beat the computer screen with it}

Damn...that hurt!

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I find it hilarious so far as the folks who lasted so long.

They probably wouldn't last 10 seconds because while they were posing and flexing their muscles and stuff, the raptor thing killed 'em.

I know it's a totally stupid test, but let's be honest: Did anyone here really say that if that thing bit their arm of they would pick it up and use it as a weapon?

Seriously? I mean blood spurting out, total pain and agony (not to mention the body going into shock)? Just picking it up and using it as a club?

Some folks watch waaaaayyy too many action/adventure movies.

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Laugh all you want. And I didn't take it seriously. If I had, I wouldn't have taken the test.

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