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post #16 of 85 Old 09-19-2008, 09:19 AM
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I was 1:32. No doubt I would punch him in his raptor balls.
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1:35 here... what went wrong?

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ditto.....

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Hmm .. it says that I would survive 1 minute and 51 seconds .. I guess their quiz doesn't take into my account to survive ..

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1 minute 25 seconds, and I have given that math quiz to my 3rd period class.

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1 minute 25 seconds, and I have given that math quiz to my 3rd period class.
How did they do?

"Sandstorms inflict damage of about $540 million per year, and losses of crops and forests due to acid rain amount to about $730 million per year. More serious are the $6 billion costs of the "green wall" of trees being built to shield Beijing against sand and dust, and the $7 billion per year of losses created by pest species. We enter the zone of impressive numbers when we consider the onetime cost of the 1996 floods ($27 billion, but still cheaper than the 1998 floods), the annual direct losses due to desertification ($42 billion), and the annual losses due to water and air pollution ($54 billion). The combination of the latter two items alone costs China the equivalent of 14% of its GDP each year." - Jared Diamond, Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
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It was your thread, sparky: http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f7/any-math-teachers-here-555485/

Turns out it was 6th period. They did well.

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Congrats you could survive 28 seconds.

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It was your thread, sparky: http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=555485

Turns out it was 6th period. They did well.
I remember the thread, I just couldn't remember the results. You know, old age and all...

"Sandstorms inflict damage of about $540 million per year, and losses of crops and forests due to acid rain amount to about $730 million per year. More serious are the $6 billion costs of the "green wall" of trees being built to shield Beijing against sand and dust, and the $7 billion per year of losses created by pest species. We enter the zone of impressive numbers when we consider the onetime cost of the 1996 floods ($27 billion, but still cheaper than the 1998 floods), the annual direct losses due to desertification ($42 billion), and the annual losses due to water and air pollution ($54 billion). The combination of the latter two items alone costs China the equivalent of 14% of its GDP each year." - Jared Diamond, Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
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I could survive for 1 minute, 57 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. This test is incorrect. They forgot to account for the fact that I have numerous firearms in reach of my bed and would use all of them in a short period of time. So it should read: A velociraptor would survive less than 1 minute and 57 seconds chained to a bunk bed with you.
Not possible - it's not your bed, unless you dragged a velociraptor into your own bedroom, chained it to your own bed, and then chained yourself to your own bed which would be a capricious and unnecessary risk to yourself. So it should read: You spent less than 0 seconds mentally preparing your response to this thread.
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Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 19 seconds
Meh, guess my lack of competitive wrestling and martial arts skills knocks my time down a little, lol.

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