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Unread 09-19-2008, 07:06 AM   #1
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How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

Ever wonder? Well here is your chance to find out: http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/


I think I did pretty good.

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I could survive for 1 minute, 57 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. This test is incorrect. They forgot to account for the fact that I have numerous firearms in reach of my bed and would use all of them in a short period of time. So it should read: A velociraptor would survive less than 1 minute and 57 seconds chained to a bunk bed with you.
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Ever wonder? Well here is your chance to find out: http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/


I think I did pretty good.
The real question is, why is a grown man perusing bunk bed information sites?



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The real question is, why is a grown man perusing bunk bed information sites?



I pulled it from another forum?

This is the real reason anyone should be interested in velociraptor defense:





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1 minute 38 seconds here too. If the this ever comes up in life I will be aware that I have a small amount of time to change the future.
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I pulled it from another forum?
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I could survive for 1 minute, 57 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor. This test is incorrect. They forgot to account for the fact that I have numerous firearms in reach of my bed and would use all of them in a short period of time. So it should read: A velociraptor would survive less than 1 minute and 57 seconds chained to a bunk bed with you.
^ I'm with Grape on this one. Maybe if I'm drunk, the raptor might get a few more seconds. Prolly not though
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