We had one a while back in our area. A guy calls 911 to report a theft. Seems someone stole one of the 10 marijuana plants he has growing in pots on his porch. The sheriff responds and Mr Intelligence meets him on the porch points to 9 marijuana plants and the ring on the porch that shows another one was there and states " Someone stole my marijuana plant I had 10 and now only have 9." Only after the sheriff explained he was now under arrest did he realize his stupidity.
I would have loved to hear the conversation in jail when he was asked "What are you in for?"
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EVERYBODY is pro-gun, some just don't know it. When an anti-gun person is in trouble, the first thing they do is call 911 and demand that they send somebody with a gun!
We've idiot proofed the world... now its full of idiots. - Spiritof76
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