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In honor of many "yo-mamma" jokes..how about some "yo-Jeep" jokes
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04-27-2006, 07:31 PM
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In honor of many "yo-mamma" jokes..how about some "yo-Jeep" jokes
Your Jeep is so______________
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04-27-2006, 07:34 PM
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I could never disrespect another jeep. how about yo ford chevy dodge ect. then maybe we got a good thread.
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04-27-2006, 07:40 PM
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Yo Jeep is so ugly, I've seen Hummers I'd rather drive....
Nah....
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04-27-2006, 07:58 PM
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Yo Jeep is so bling....I just can't do it.
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04-27-2006, 08:37 PM
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yo Jeep is so old....I saw a caveman driving it!
"Hey....NOT COOL!"
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04-27-2006, 08:42 PM
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Yo Jeep is so slow...at the dragstrip, they had to use a SUNDIAL.
Yo Jeep is so dirty...the christians tried to convert it.
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04-27-2006, 08:44 PM
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your jeeps track bar is so broken your body moves more than your tires.
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04-27-2006, 08:49 PM
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I'm tired
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Yo jeep is so awesome, hummer stoled the grill design hoping the coolness would rub off on it.
 Yo jeep is so good in the mud, it's nickname is pig. Yo jeep is so awesome on the rocks, they call it the mountain goat. Hey not all yo jeep things have to be negative.
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04-27-2006, 09:25 PM
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not a yo jeep joke but i have to say it
the only good thing about your ford is they were nice enough to circle the problem. |
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04-27-2006, 10:45 PM
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fords are like tampons......every p*^sy has one
 sorry, saw that on a sticker once, and finally got to use it somewhere that was bc i saw Jeepcomanche wanted to make fun of fords
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