[Neener Neener]

For My Liberal Friends:
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> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive,
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the
most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.
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> We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great.
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> Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor
the only America in the Western Hemisphere, and without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of their wishes. By accepting
these greetings you are accepting these terms.
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> This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise
by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or
others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher.
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> For My Conservative Friends:
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> Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
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[suicide]

Thanks
...and, Merry Christmas.

[grogie]

Neener, nice, and Merry Christmas.

[Awshux]

I'm obligated to point out the repost, only because mine was first! Still funny, though!

[FreemasonJeeper]

Happy Rama-hana-kwans-mas or Merry frickin' winter, take your pick. (Glenn Beck fans might recognize these.)