I'm sure we all know "that guy". That guy that constantly tries to prove you wrong about everything even though you and everyone else knows he's full of it. Feel free to share your stories lol. I'm sure we all have some interesting ones. Here is my story. I work with this guy who is my friend but irritates the *fecal matter* out of me because when we talk about anything really interesting he has to always one up my story. The other day at work we were talking about the local street races (Flint, Mi) and I said that I'd like to stroke and turbo my jeep and make it a mild toy that I could race on the weekends for fun. He was like, "That piece of *fecal matter*?, Nuh bruh it's a truck with a v6". Which irritates me because it's a jeep with an inline. Claims to be a gearhead can't even tell an inline from a v-type engine. Then he said "Nuh *fornicate* that! Since you think you so slick and all jus wait till I get my regal. Imma put dual air intake, twin turbos, and a supercharger on that *female*." Irritated by his nonsense I was thought it would be funny to say "You should put a 500 shot of Nitrous in there too." He was like *fornicate* it, might as well. I just shook my head, he was talking about putting all this junk on a beater with over 200k miles on it that couldn't handle more than a 50 shot. Plus he had no mechanical ability. He's a good guy and all be he just should refrain from talking cars, makes him look like a *rear end*.
Quoted for the pure awesomeness of this entire thing. Thanks for sharing.
Yeah... my brother is that guy. The latest greatest was he swore up and down with our other brother and I that you can adjust (brighten/dim) the headlights with the dimmer switch on the dash... not the highbeam switch mind you... the dimmer switch. When we got back to his house I guess he conveniently forgot to show us the error of our ways.
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing! -E. Burke