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Unread 02-15-2014, 10:55 AM   #1
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That guy that thinks he knows everything about anything

I'm sure we all know "that guy". That guy that constantly tries to prove you wrong about everything even though you and everyone else knows he's full of it. Feel free to share your stories lol. I'm sure we all have some interesting ones. Here is my story. I work with this guy who is my friend but irritates the *fecal matter* out of me because when we talk about anything really interesting he has to always one up my story. The other day at work we were talking about the local street races (Flint, Mi) and I said that I'd like to stroke and turbo my jeep and make it a mild toy that I could race on the weekends for fun. He was like, "That piece of *fecal matter*?, Nuh bruh it's a truck with a v6". Which irritates me because it's a jeep with an inline. Claims to be a gearhead can't even tell an inline from a v-type engine. Then he said "Nuh *fornicate* that! Since you think you so slick and all jus wait till I get my regal. Imma put dual air intake, twin turbos, and a supercharger on that *female*." Irritated by his nonsense I was thought it would be funny to say "You should put a 500 shot of Nitrous in there too." He was like *fornicate* it, might as well. I just shook my head, he was talking about putting all this junk on a beater with over 200k miles on it that couldn't handle more than a 50 shot. Plus he had no mechanical ability. He's a good guy and all be he just should refrain from talking cars, makes him look like a *rear end*.

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Unread 02-15-2014, 10:24 PM   #2
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I've just read a lot of your posts.

You're that guy.
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Unread 02-15-2014, 10:27 PM   #3
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Saw that coming ROLF
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Unread 02-16-2014, 06:05 AM   #4
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I've just read a lot of your posts.

You're that guy.
lol right.
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Unread 02-16-2014, 06:24 AM   #5
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Unread 02-16-2014, 11:39 AM   #6
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I got a buddy that has that guy beat hands down.
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Unread 02-16-2014, 01:30 PM   #7
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I got a buddy that has that guy beat hands down.
And here he is!!!
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Unread 02-16-2014, 02:04 PM   #8
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Yall aint got nuthin..

I am gonna throw a detroit blower on my stroked out inline V4.....


Gonna be baaaaad AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ





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Unread 02-16-2014, 03:14 PM   #9
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Yall aint got nuthin..

I am gonna throw a detroit blower on my stroked out inline V4.....

Gonna be baaaaad AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Keep nuthin', she just nags at me anyway!
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Unread 02-16-2014, 05:45 PM   #10
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Yall aint got nuthin..

I am gonna throw a detroit blower on my stroked out inline V4.....

Gonna be baaaaad AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

fo shizzzle
That ain't nuthin I welded to 4.0s together to make one bad assed v12
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That ain't nuthin I welded to 4.0s together to make one bad assed v12
Lol, that would be awesome.. Just sayin
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ya! twice as much valve train noise ! VVVV
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LOL my favorite is, I swapped my 2.5 for a 4.0 and it bolted right up to the 2.5 trans it was such a easy swapp LOL
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Everybody I've ever met that was born and raised in Texas is like that.
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Unread 02-18-2014, 10:28 AM   #15
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I used to know something about something.

You should ask this guy if his Regal is a Cherokee or a Grand Cherokee. That'd slow him down a bit.
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