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Funny Thing from the weekend....
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03-13-2006, 09:44 AM
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Funny Thing from the weekend....
I had to post this.
So, for about a month i've been seeing this woman who is just as busy as I am. Yesterday, we were driving in my TJ, coming up to a bumpy set of railroad tracks. I hate slowing down for them and always maintain my speed. So, we go over these tracks at about 45-50mph and of course it's bumpy as hell. With the combination of Michigan roads and bumpy railroad tracks, I looked over at her and said "wow, we just did some mini-offroading!" Her reply and the look on my face thereafter were priceless: "Geez, this isn't an H2"......my jaw dropped, I was stunned. She got the booty blockade the rest of the day! 
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03-13-2006, 10:15 AM
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lol, take her for some real off-road action!
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03-13-2006, 10:29 AM
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You should have swerved right off a cliff at that moment and teach her what real offroading is.
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03-13-2006, 10:31 AM
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When she said that, I would have taken her to the most hardcore place I know: The Mall.
You could show her some of the bad-*** curbs and the extreme inclines on the parking structure ramps. If you're lucky, it might have rained, so you could do some mud-puddle mud bogging. Then she'd know you're hardcore - not one of those poser H2 owners.
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03-13-2006, 11:21 AM
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maybe she was being sarcastic and making fun of the H2's.
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03-13-2006, 11:23 AM
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03-13-2006, 12:12 PM
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hmmm time for a new one......i would have pulled over and said get out... maybe a h2 owner will come pick you up
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03-13-2006, 12:45 PM
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