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Unread 02-14-2009, 08:31 PM   #1
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Busier than a one legged ethopian chasing a donut down a hill

Busier than a one eyed cat watcing two mouse holes


WHAT ONE CAN YOU REMEMBER???

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Unread 02-14-2009, 08:44 PM   #2
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If you're going through hell, keep going.
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Unread 02-14-2009, 08:46 PM   #3
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Hopping around like a bacon fryer at a nudist colony.
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Unread 02-14-2009, 08:49 PM   #4
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You're having a harder time than a one legged guy in an *** kicking competition.
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Unread 02-14-2009, 09:00 PM   #5
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It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

If the (4 letter word for crap) don't stink, don't stir it!
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Unread 02-14-2009, 09:03 PM   #6
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"You're out of your mind."
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Unread 02-14-2009, 09:27 PM   #7
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A military instructor I knew had loads of weird sayings.


You look more confused than a blind (homosexual male) in a hot dog factory.

It's hotter than two rats ****ing in a wool sock.

If a dog had a square ******* would he **** a brick?

This is harder than trying to take a flying **** at a rolling doughnut.

Looks like a bunch of monkeys trying to **** a football.
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Unread 02-14-2009, 09:30 PM   #8
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I'm madder than a three legged dog tryin to bury a turd on a frozen lake.
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Unread 02-14-2009, 09:36 PM   #9
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I had a coach that said something that always stuck with me. It was something like "you're more excited than a homo in a sausage factory." (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
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Unread 02-14-2009, 09:42 PM   #10
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im working harder than a cat trying to bury a turd on a marble floor
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Unread 02-14-2009, 09:42 PM   #11
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my grandpa always says "thats slicker than (other 4 letter word for crap) on a tin floor"
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thats slicker than greased pig snot on a Teflon pan.
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Unread 02-14-2009, 09:46 PM   #13
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Excuses are like butt holes: everybody has one, and they all stink.
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Unread 02-14-2009, 09:50 PM   #14
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"An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'"

And my parents used to say "you can want in one hand, (4 letter word for crap) in the other. See which one fills up faster."
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