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Old 09-11-2007, 12:40 PM   #1
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Funny read.

A friend just e-mailed this:

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back ****h and filled it with seed.

Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table... everywhere.
Then some of the birds turned mean:

They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud:

They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back ****h anymore.
I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.

I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.
Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see....... our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the tens of thousands.

Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder.

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Old 09-11-2007, 12:43 PM   #2
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Old 09-11-2007, 12:43 PM   #3
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Nice.

Saw it before but it's still good.
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:32 PM   #4
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****ing birds.







And illegals...
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:33 PM   #5
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It is made funnier by the fact that the word ****h is blocked by the sensor
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Old 09-11-2007, 01:40 PM   #6
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It is made funnier by the fact that the word ****h is blocked by the sensor
I just noticed that, Keith must hate p orches?
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Old 09-11-2007, 03:14 PM   #7
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I once hired an illegal immigrant to paint my ****h.

So, does any one want to buy a 911 turbo that has a custom brown paint job?
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Old 09-11-2007, 04:05 PM   #8
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It is made funnier by the fact that the word ****h is blocked by the sensor
So true. I laugh every time I see it censored.
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Old 09-11-2007, 05:43 PM   #9
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Is it wrong that I made the correlation to illegals even before it was mentioned?
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Old 09-11-2007, 05:51 PM   #10
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What do country people do with pesky birds=

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