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Unread 01-04-2010, 04:52 PM   #76
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -- Bill Murray, What about Bob
That was one of my favorites for sure.




My favorite.
At the end of Jungle Book when Baloo, standing with Bagheera in the brush, says to Mogli as he gets closer to see the girl:

"STAY AWAY FROM THEM THEY AIN'T NOTHIN BUT TROUBLE"!

Mikey

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Unread 01-05-2010, 02:14 PM   #77
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hey a-holes heres more a-holes for your giant suckfest tonight.
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Unread 01-05-2010, 02:37 PM   #78
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Half-Baked.

Gimme an avocado, an ice pick and a snorkel, trust me dude ive made bongs from less.
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Unread 01-05-2010, 02:50 PM   #79
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Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys!
Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-**** on your ***!
Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah!
Ricky Bobby: Yeah! Now turn up the heat!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Go on and get some, boys!
Ricky Bobby: Come on!
Walker: I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ***!
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Like a spider monkey! Go on!
Ricky Bobby: Chip, you brought this on, man.
Walker: Greatest Generation my ***. Tom Brokaw's a punk!
Chip: What is wrong with you?
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!



Frank: [out of breath] We're... We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.
Marissa: Who is?
Frank: Th... W... There's more coming.
Marissa: Frank, get in the car.
Frank: But... everybody's doing it.
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Unread 01-05-2010, 02:55 PM   #80
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Unread 01-05-2010, 02:57 PM   #81
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THAT'S MY PUCK BABY, DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY PUCK!

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Yes! those are great. good to see another Entourage fan.
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Unread 01-05-2010, 06:16 PM   #82
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This is not from a movie but from the Brady Bunch

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I always thought it was funny when Peter Brady said...

Porkkkk Chopppps and Apple Sauceeee

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Unread 01-05-2010, 06:26 PM   #83
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Hey Bud, Let's Party!

Jeff Spicoli from: Fast Times on Ridgemont High

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Unread 01-05-2010, 06:28 PM   #84
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"your a$$ looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum"

"I bet your the kind of guy that would _____ a guy in the a$$ and not have the common GD courtesy to give him a reach around!"

Full metal jacket, everyone needs to see it.
I WILL RIP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL **** YOU
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Unread 01-05-2010, 06:32 PM   #85
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"Taps" with Tom Cruise ( not funny but, I like that scene when he says that )

"It's Beautiful Man...Beautiful"

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Unread 01-05-2010, 06:42 PM   #86
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"I'm Ricky Bobby. If u don't chew big red, then **** you."
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I would install 24" wheels, chrome tube bumpers, blue fluorescent undercarriage lights, fuzzy dice, a chrome chain steering wheel, imitation leopard-skin seat covers, coffee-can ricer exhaust, and play rap music at full volume with twin 12" subwoofers cranked up to max thump power in my TJ before I'd install a 3" body lift.
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Why is it that you
Must always type like a Haiku?
Butterflies
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Unread 01-05-2010, 06:48 PM   #87
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Throw mama from the train - ''OWEN!!!! GET ME SOME SODA WITH SOME ICE IN IT!!!''
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Lets not and say we didn't.
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Unread 01-05-2010, 07:06 PM   #88
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"The chinaman is not the issue here DUDE!"

some of you have to know what movie that is from...at least I hope so
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Unread 01-05-2010, 07:26 PM   #89
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From The Ref:

"You don't look like a 'Dr. Wong'."
- "My mother was Irish."
"And your father?"
- "...wasn't."

From Shaun of the Dead:

Shaun, to Liz, trying to get sympathy for Ed :"... Ed doesn't have too many friends."

Ed: "Can I get.... any of you ****s... a drink?"
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