Chip: I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are *terrible* boys!
Walker: Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape-**** on your ***!
Texas Ranger: I'm gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Yeah!
Ricky Bobby: Yeah! Now turn up the heat!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Go on and get some, boys!
Ricky Bobby: Come on!
Walker: I'm ten years old, but I'll beat your ***!
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Like a spider monkey! Go on!
Ricky Bobby: Chip, you brought this on, man.
Walker: Greatest Generation my ***. Tom Brokaw's a punk!
Chip: What is wrong with you?
Texas Ranger: Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!
Frank: [out of breath] We're... We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.
Marissa: Who is?
Frank: Th... W... There's more coming.
Marissa: Frank, get in the car.
Frank: But... everybody's doing it.
[FONT="Georgia"][COLOR="DarkGreen"][SIZE="3"]The person who risks nothings, does nothing, has nothing, is nothing, becomes nothing[/SIZE].[/COLOR][/FONT]
[COLOR="purple"][FONT="Arial Black"]Don't go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and LEAVE A TRAIL. Booyah[/FONT][/COLOR]
THAT'S MY PUCK BABY, DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY PUCK!
Originally Posted by DRUGGE
Yes! those are great. good to see another Entourage fan.
The Jeep is a manly device. And a womanly device. An American device. It’s a fitting instrument to transport the free people of a free nation with the respect to which we are entitled and the dignity that we deserve. Okay, we’re a little crazy to have a Jeep for a daily driver. But if we go off our meds, we might wind up in a Prius
Go to Heaven for the climate, go to Hell for the company.
"I'm Ricky Bobby. If u don't chew big red, then **** you."
Originally Posted by Jerry Bransford
I would install 24" wheels, chrome tube bumpers, blue fluorescent undercarriage lights, fuzzy dice, a chrome chain steering wheel, imitation leopard-skin seat covers, coffee-can ricer exhaust, and play rap music at full volume with twin 12" subwoofers cranked up to max thump power in my TJ before I'd install a 3" body lift.
Originally Posted by EJames1226
Why is it that you
Must always type like a Haiku?