post #61 of Old 02-11-2009, 12:34 PM
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From Billy Madison:

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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post #64 of Old 02-11-2009, 03:10 PM
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From Billy Madison:

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
OK, a simple "wrong" would have done just fine.

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From Happy Gilmore: "The price is WRONG Bob!!"
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Cinderella story......outa know where........

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Another from Carl the gardner:

"....so I said "Hey Lhama, how 'bout something ya' know, for the effort?" And he says "You'll get no money, but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness." ...so I got that goin' for me.

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There are only 2 things that scare me, and nuclear war is one of them......

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