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Unread 02-11-2009, 01:34 PM   #61
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"Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. "
"Smells like Bigfoot's ****!"

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Unread 02-11-2009, 03:26 PM   #62
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From Billy Madison:

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Unread 02-11-2009, 03:47 PM   #63
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Unread 02-11-2009, 04:10 PM   #64
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From Billy Madison:

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
OK, a simple "wrong" would have done just fine.
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Unread 02-11-2009, 05:48 PM   #65
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From Happy Gilmore: "The price is WRONG Bob!!"
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Unread 02-11-2009, 05:50 PM   #66
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From Happy Gilmore: "The price is WRONG Bob!!"
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Unread 02-11-2009, 06:36 PM   #67
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Unread 02-11-2009, 06:43 PM   #68
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When I tell you... to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him *IN* the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday, TO GET A ****ING BLOWJOB!
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Unread 02-11-2009, 06:44 PM   #69
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Frank Costello: You do well in school?
Young Colin: Yeah
Frank Costello: Good. So did I. They call that a paradox.
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Unread 02-11-2009, 06:50 PM   #70
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Donna: God.
Rayvie: What?
Donna: Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
Rocco walks away: Burry the ****ing cat!


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Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my (substitute male reproductive organ).
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Unread 02-11-2009, 07:52 PM   #71
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Cinderella story......outa know where........
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Unread 02-11-2009, 09:09 PM   #72
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Another from Carl the gardner:

"....so I said "Hey Lhama, how 'bout something ya' know, for the effort?" And he says "You'll get no money, but on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness." ...so I got that goin' for me.
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Unread 02-11-2009, 10:50 PM   #73
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lt. dan: have you found jesus yet gump?
forrest: i didn't know i was supposed to be lookin' for him lt. dan
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There are only 2 things that scare me, and nuclear war is one of them......

What's the other?

Carnese....Circus folk.....small hands.....smell like cabbage.....
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