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Unread 02-11-2009, 07:00 AM   #46
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Harry: Man, I thought the Rockies would be a lot rockier than this.
Lloyd: Yeah...That John Denver is full of ****

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Unread 02-11-2009, 07:11 AM   #47
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Priceless from Joe Dirt!

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Unread 02-11-2009, 07:29 AM   #48
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Badges.We dont need no stinkin badges
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Unread 02-11-2009, 07:46 AM   #49
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Animal House:

D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

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Unread 02-11-2009, 08:23 AM   #50
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"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf*****."
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Unread 02-11-2009, 09:05 AM   #51
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The one I quote the most is "I'll go put some beer in a bucket" from Billy Madison. It truly works for any situation when you have to go do...anything.
It's not really a favorite though, just very quotable.

As a teacher, I quote 'The Breakfast Club' constantly too.

"Excuse me for a sec... (turns to other kid) What are you babbling about?"

"Questions?"
"Yeah. I got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

"How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up...IT'LL BE ANARCHY! It's outta my hands."

"Uh, Dick? Excuse me, Rich? Will milk be made available to us?"

Vernon: "What if your home, what if your family, what if your dope was on fire?"
Bender: "Impossible, sir. Its in Johnson's underwear."

"Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language."
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Unread 02-11-2009, 09:18 AM   #52
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and another from "Blazing Saddles".....
"Go do the voodoo that you do so well"
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Unread 02-11-2009, 09:20 AM   #53
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kids.
Legless Man: I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. May God bless you. I have no legs...
Casper: Mmmmm. Butterscotch, yo. That's the best.

boondock saints
Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie *****.
Donna: God.
Rayvie: What?
Donna: Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

not funny but bad ***!!!
Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
[Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri.
Connor: Et Fili.
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti.
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Unread 02-11-2009, 09:55 AM   #54
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"What is this? (crash) A CENTER FOR ANTS!?
How can we be expected to teach children to learn hour to read if they cant even fit inside the building?
I dont want to hear your excuses, the center needs to be at least.............3 times bigger than this"
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Unread 02-11-2009, 11:07 AM   #57
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" i step out of the shower, im looking good, i got a luscious v of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro. she takes one look at me and says "omg now that ive had the old bull, now i want the young calf" and she grabs me by the wiener" -step brothers-
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WELL HERE'S THE deal, i"m the best there is plain and simple. I mean i wake up in the morning and i piss excelence. And nobody can hang with my stuff.You know i'm just a big hairy american winning machine.If you ain't first, you're last-----talladega nights
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"How much for your women? Your wife, your daughters, sell them to me!"

"First I grab the dog.... and I choke 'im.... then bang, bang, bang! I put my foot up it's *** all day long! That's my pleashaah!"

and finally..

"Never go full retard."
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In Austin Powers when the "meteor" hits Dr. Evil in the grapes. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Way to go A hole.
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