"lawrence? only ******s and sailors are named lawrence!"
"Holy dog ****. Texas? Only steers and *****s come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't know but I been told...
Marines: I don't know but I been told...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Eskimo ***** is mighty cold.
Marines: Eskimo ***** is mighty cold.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: MMM, good...
Marines: MMM, good...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tastes good...
Marines: Tastes Good...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Feels Good.
Marines: Feels good.
my baseball team sings this when we run^^
"is that you John Wayne? is this me?'
My absolute favorite movie of all time
"A jelly donut? Well private Pile."
1995 Wrangler 4.5L
8.8 Ford rear
4" lift 33" tires
From Blazing Saddles:
politician: What shall what shall we do?
cowboy (Slim Pickins): I got it, we'll do a number 6!
politician: Whats a number 6?
cowboy: Thats whe me and the boys go in the town, a hoopin' and hollering and we stampede all the cattle and shoot all the men folk!
politician: Good goood!...wait, you spare the women?
cowboy: OOh no sir, we rape the $#)? outa them later on at the number 6 dance and social!
For those who fight for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.
Clerks 2 quotes. I don't think I can list them but I'm laughing just the same.
I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do expect they pay for them.
[B][I]Ash from Army of Darkness[/I][/B][QUOTE]Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?[/QUOTE]