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Unread 02-10-2009, 08:48 PM   #31
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The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N. -wooderson from DAZED AND CONFUSED

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I'll do you one better. Friday afternoon.

Though to be fair I have washed my balls off in the sink once or twice.
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Unread 02-10-2009, 08:50 PM   #32
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as stated before

"lawrence? only ******s and sailors are named lawrence!"

"Holy dog ****. Texas? Only steers and *****s come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't know but I been told...
Marines: I don't know but I been told...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Eskimo ***** is mighty cold.
Marines: Eskimo ***** is mighty cold.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: MMM, good...
Marines: MMM, good...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tastes good...
Marines: Tastes Good...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Feels Good.
Marines: Feels good.

my baseball team sings this when we run^^

"is that you John Wayne? is this me?'

My absolute favorite movie of all time

"A jelly donut? Well private Pile."
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Unread 02-10-2009, 09:08 PM   #33
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Hey Farva! What's that restaurant you like with all of the goofy s*** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
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Unread 02-10-2009, 09:10 PM   #34
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"That kid is BACK on the escalator!"
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Unread 02-10-2009, 09:12 PM   #35
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Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's *** by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?---- tommy boy
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Unread 02-10-2009, 09:19 PM   #36
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"That kid is BACK on the escalator!"
"You mean Shenanigans?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Vpe98B-IAM
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Unread 02-10-2009, 09:30 PM   #37
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^^next one that says shennanigans....


"the *darn*plane has crashed into the MOUNTAIN" -The Big Lebowski...(goin on a strong 200 viewings..)
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Unread 02-10-2009, 09:33 PM   #38
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Unread 02-10-2009, 10:31 PM   #39
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Julie: UH.. no
Mike: Ok, Lets go to lunch.

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Jack: Give me the bat Wendy. Give me the ****in bat Wendy! Give me the ****in bat or I'll hit you so ****in hard you won't know whether to **** or wind your wristwatch!

Gimme back my baby you warthog from Hell.
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Unread 02-11-2009, 01:56 AM   #40
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From Blazing Saddles:
politician: What shall what shall we do?
cowboy (Slim Pickins): I got it, we'll do a number 6!
politician: Whats a number 6?
cowboy: Thats whe me and the boys go in the town, a hoopin' and hollering and we stampede all the cattle and shoot all the men folk!
politician: Good goood!...wait, you spare the women?
cowboy: OOh no sir, we rape the $#)? outa them later on at the number 6 dance and social!
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Unread 02-11-2009, 02:04 AM   #41
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Unread 02-11-2009, 02:23 AM   #42
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Unread 02-11-2009, 05:20 AM   #43
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Clerks 2 quotes. I don't think I can list them but I'm laughing just the same.
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Unread 02-11-2009, 05:41 AM   #44
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^ pillow pants!!!!!

Dr. Gonzo: [spills the cocaine] Jesus! You see what God just did to us, man?

Raoul Duke: God didn't do that, you did it. You're a ****ing narcotics agent, I knew it!
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David: You like Coldplay.
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