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post #31 of 90 Old 02-10-2009, 08:48 PM
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The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N. -wooderson from DAZED AND CONFUSED

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I'll do you one better. Friday afternoon.

Though to be fair I have washed my balls off in the sink once or twice.
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post #32 of 90 Old 02-10-2009, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrangers2 View Post
as stated before

"lawrence? only ******s and sailors are named lawrence!"

"Holy dog ****. Texas? Only steers and *****s come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't know but I been told...
Marines: I don't know but I been told...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Eskimo ***** is mighty cold.
Marines: Eskimo ***** is mighty cold.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: MMM, good...
Marines: MMM, good...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tastes good...
Marines: Tastes Good...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Feels Good.
Marines: Feels good.

my baseball team sings this when we run^^

"is that you John Wayne? is this me?'

My absolute favorite movie of all time

"A jelly donut? Well private Pile."

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Hey Farva! What's that restaurant you like with all of the goofy s*** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

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"That kid is BACK on the escalator!"

I can't bear the thought of losing, I dread the attention winning brings

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4.2 has 0.2 more!
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Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's *** by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?---- tommy boy

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post #36 of 90 Old 02-10-2009, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by sitdwnandhngon View Post
"That kid is BACK on the escalator!"
"You mean Shenanigans?"

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post #37 of 90 Old 02-10-2009, 09:30 PM
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^^next one that says shennanigans....

"the *darn*plane has crashed into the MOUNTAIN" -The Big Lebowski...(goin on a strong 200 viewings..)
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"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"
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Mike: Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a Blow job?
Julie: UH.. no
Mike: Ok, Lets go to lunch.

Munny: I was lucky in the order, but then I guess I have always been lucky when it comes to killin

Jack: Give me the bat Wendy. Give me the ****in bat Wendy! Give me the ****in bat or I'll hit you so ****in hard you won't know whether to **** or wind your wristwatch!

Gimme back my baby you warthog from Hell.

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From Blazing Saddles:
politician: What shall what shall we do?
cowboy (Slim Pickins): I got it, we'll do a number 6!
politician: Whats a number 6?
cowboy: Thats whe me and the boys go in the town, a hoopin' and hollering and we stampede all the cattle and shoot all the men folk!
politician: Good goood!...wait, you spare the women?
cowboy: OOh no sir, we rape the $#)? outa them later on at the number 6 dance and social!

For those who fight for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.
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" white on rice on paper plate with a glass of milk in a snow storm!"


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your killing me Small's ! sandlot

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Clerks 2 quotes. I don't think I can list them but I'm laughing just the same.

I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do expect they pay for them.

Ash from Army of Darkness
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
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^ pillow pants!!!!!

Dr. Gonzo: [spills the cocaine] Jesus! You see what God just did to us, man?

Raoul Duke: God didn't do that, you did it. You're a ****ing narcotics agent, I knew it!

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David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.
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