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Unread 02-10-2009, 06:29 PM   #16
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**** you, **** you, **** you, you're cool, and **** you, I'm out!
Half Baked

I guess I'll throw one in...
"Champ, I ate your chocolate squirrel"

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Unread 02-10-2009, 06:32 PM   #17
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"I just went from 6 to midnight" - Seth, Forgetting sarah marshall

"I dont understand why god would put an amusement park right across the street from a waste facility" - Nerdy guy in forgetting sarah marshall talking about his wife
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Unread 02-10-2009, 06:39 PM   #18
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Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ******s ain't my ****ing business, that's why!
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Unread 02-10-2009, 06:47 PM   #19
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"I was born a poor, black child."


And


No, I dont think Ill ever get over Macho Grande.
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Unread 02-10-2009, 06:48 PM   #20
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"Hail to the King, baby" Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead
"Where's my two dollars?!" Kid on the bike, Better off Dead
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Unread 02-10-2009, 06:54 PM   #21
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"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time"
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Unread 02-10-2009, 07:39 PM   #22
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"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time"
lol great movie.

Rocco: ****in'- What the ****in'. ****. Who the **** ****ed this ****ing... How did you two ****ing ****s...
[shouts]
Rocco: ****!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
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Unread 02-10-2009, 07:42 PM   #23
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^^ lol boondock saints, one of my favorite movies.
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POT??!! Calling passenger POT?? Is there a POT here?? How about KETTLE?? Passenger KETTLE??
Oh well, they're both black.
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Unread 02-10-2009, 08:33 PM   #24
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A few from The Departed:

Ellerby: Go **** yourself.
Dignam: I'm tired from ****ing your wife.
Ellerby: How is your mother?
Dignam: Good, she's tired from ****ing my father.


Frank Costello: Sweetheart, you're giving me a hard-on.
Gwen: Are you sure it's me? Not all that talk about whiffing and crawling up asses?

Not really funny, but one of my all time favorites is "Right turn Clyde"
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Unread 02-10-2009, 08:35 PM   #25
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Unread 02-10-2009, 08:42 PM   #26
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Unread 02-10-2009, 08:42 PM   #27
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as stated before

"lawrence? only ******s and sailors are named lawrence!"

"Holy dog ****. Texas? Only steers and *****s come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't know but I been told...
Marines: I don't know but I been told...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Eskimo ***** is mighty cold.
Marines: Eskimo ***** is mighty cold.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: MMM, good...
Marines: MMM, good...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tastes good...
Marines: Tastes Good...
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Feels Good.
Marines: Feels good.

my baseball team sings this when we run^^

"is that you John Wayne? is this me?'

My absolute favorite movie of all time
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Unread 02-10-2009, 08:44 PM   #28
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"Where's all the white women at?"

--Blazing Saddles
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Unread 02-10-2009, 08:47 PM   #29
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"Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then."
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Unread 02-10-2009, 08:47 PM   #30
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I can quote this entire movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMZUvDqBSh0

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