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post #1 of 90 Old 02-10-2009, 03:02 PM Thread Starter
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Funny Movie Quotes

Thought this might be entertaining. Everyone post up what you think is the funniest movie quote.

My quote from Step Brothers:

dad, we're men. That means a few things - we like to poop with the door open, we talk about getting "some", we go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do, and now that is all wrecked.


"some" to keep things PG and family oriented

Lets here what you think is funny....
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post #2 of 90 Old 02-10-2009, 03:22 PM
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"I'm the dude playing the..............eh, nevrmind. That one wasn't funny

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What do you like to do?

Oh, I dunno. Play chess. Screw.

Let's play chess then.
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"your a$$ looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum"

"I bet your the kind of guy that would _____ a guy in the a$$ and not have the common GD courtesy to give him a reach around!"

Full metal jacket, everyone needs to see it.
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haha the one from full metal jacket beats mine for sure!!
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haha the one from full metal jacket beats mine for sure!!
They're my favorites from the movie.
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OK, so I messed up the quote in my sig....I was probably on the downhill side of a few beers when I did it......Somebody say something funny so I can get a new one.
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"It's OK, I speak Jive."

"And that's when I developed my drinking problem." *goes for drink, misses mouth*

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Airplane! FTW.

"You're out of your mind."
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Finesse in crawling looks way cooler than momentum.
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Jason Biggs, American Pie
You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

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Jason Biggs, American Pie
You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
Could you imagine special virgin dorms? It'd eventually be a **** fest. I wanna be there when it happens

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