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**balloo93** · 11-03-2005, 01:38 AM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8335653541&ru

**PM Thor** · 11-03-2005, 01:47 AM

classic. I was laughing out loud honestly when I read that. Although by the description it sounds more like he is discouraging people to buy them. Understandably so, but still....

unrefined · 11-03-2005, 01:48 AM

I cant believe that those were sold for real money.

**Blake** · 11-03-2005, 09:39 AM

That was awesome.

**Rob99** · 11-03-2005, 09:42 AM

I've had that emailed to me by 3 different people over the past few days.

LandRover · 11-03-2005, 09:43 AM

oh please please cut and paste....stupid network blocks ebay

**Rob99** · 11-03-2005, 09:50 AM

Description

Item Specifics - Men's Pants & Shorts
Waist Size: 34 Style: Leather
Inseam: 34 Condition: New: Without Tags

You are bidding on a mistake.

We all make mistakes. We date the wrong people for too long. We chew gum with our mouths open. We say inappropriate things in front of grandma.

And we buy leather pants.

I can explain these pants and why they are in my possession. I bought them many, many years ago under the spell of a woman whom I believed to have taste. She suggested I try them on. I did. She said they looked good. I wanted to have a relationship of sorts with her. I’m stupid and prone to impulsive decisions. I bought the pants.

The relationship, probably for better, never materialized. The girl, whose name I can’t even recall, is a distant memory. I think she was short.

Ultimately the pants were placed in the closet where they have remained, unworn, for nearly a decade. I would like to emphasize that: Aside from trying these pants on, they have never, ever been worn. In public or private.

I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:

I am not a member of Queen.
I do not like motorcycles.
I am not Rod Stewart.
I am not French.
I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.

These were not cheap leather pants. They are Donna Karan leather pants. They’re for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, I’ll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.

Again, they’re men’s pants, but they’d probably look great on the right lady. Ladies can get away with leather pants much more often than men can. It’s a sad fact that men who own leather pants will have to come to terms with.

They are size 34x34. I am no longer size 34x34, so even were I to suddenly decide I was a famous gay biker I would not be able to wear these pants. These pants are destined for someone else. For reasons unknown - perhaps to keep my options open, in case I wanted to become a pirate - I have shuffled these unworn pants from house to house, closet to closet. Alas, it is now time to part ways so that I may use the extra room for any rhinestone-studded jeans I may purchase in the future.

These pants are in excellent condition. They were never taken on pirate expeditions. They weren’t worn onstage. They didn’t straddle a Harley, or a guy named Harley. They just hung there, sad and ignored, for a few presidencies.

Someone, somewhere, will look great in these pants. I’m hoping that someone is you, or that you can be suckered into buying them by a girl you’re trying to bed.

Please buy these leather pants.

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**Steelman** · 11-03-2005, 09:54 AM

EDIT: Hilarious!

LandRover · 11-03-2005, 10:13 AM

Thanks Rob

"perhaps to keep my options open, in case I wanted to become a pirate"
hahahahaha.

**LoneJeeper** · 11-03-2005, 10:42 AM

Ross: They're still not coming on, man! Aand the lotion and the powder have made a paste!
Joey: Really? Uh, what color is it?
Ross: What difference does that make?!
Joey: Well, I'm just... If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!

**Rob99** · 11-03-2005, 10:47 AM

LOL that was one of the funniest scenes from that show ever!

Bobbywolf · 11-03-2005, 12:19 PM

"In fact, I’ll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it."

LOL

**DestructoJr** · 11-03-2005, 12:21 PM

I saw those on sale about 3 months ago I think this guy has a lot of leather pants lying around the last set sold for like $120

rowdy1 · 11-03-2005, 12:52 PM

Sorry about his luck

He should either consign them or bite the bullet and toss em out

cherokee xj · 11-03-2005, 02:23 PM

well, for selling them for over $100, i'd say either some transvestite rockstar is VERY happy, or his writing skills are just so good, some skinney guy with glasses bought them hoping to make even more of a profit off them.

11-03-2005, 01:47 AM	#2
PM Thor Super Duper Guy Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour Posts: 832 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	classic. I was laughing out loud honestly when I read that. Although by the description it sounds more like he is discouraging people to buy them. Understandably so, but still.... __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHaKPm-df3s

11-03-2005, 01:48 AM	#3
unrefined Registered User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 163 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	I cant believe that those were sold for real money. __________________ [color=blue]Air Force Jeep Club Member #10[/color]

11-03-2005, 12:19 PM	#12
Bobbywolf Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Posts: 806 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	"In fact, I’ll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it." LOL