Where the hell is the motel?
Doobby, is it much farther?
Why didn't you take the interstate?
See your friend has never been around here so I just thought he'd like to look around. You don't see anything on the interstate but interstate.
It's the middle of the night!
I know I know... but he's proud of his town. You know that's a dam rare thing these days.
Originally Posted by Muddy Tj Zack
What movie is that from...I know I watched it like 900 times and love it. Just cant think of it.
"How'd ya get up there" - Jack
"Wasn't easy!" - Egg
(Big Trouble in Little China)
hell yeah! I'll admit, since i've got a CB, I've got a penchant for quoting Jack Burton on the long drives home... to the annoyance of the truckers on the same channel.
"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." "
"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it." "
Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really, really well.
This is a horrible.. This idea...
You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, I would sit on my *** all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do ****.
All Office Space. That movie is so quotable it's not even funny.
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A Christmas Story:
Narrator: Randy lay there like a slug! It was his only defense...
40 Year Old Virgin: (I actually have been using these in recent conversations)
Andy Stitzer: [yells] Yooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson!
David: You know how I know you're gay?
David: You like Coldplay.
Eddie: You surprised to see us, Clark?
Clark: Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
Fast Times: (use this one too much too)
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
Kill Bill Volume 2:
Budd: That woman deserves her revenge... and we deserve to die.
Budd: But then again, so does she.
Mr. Pink: Why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe: 'Cause you're a ****** alright?
My Favorite quote of all time from any movie. Long, but a great exchange in any movie.
Nice Guy Eddie: Let me say this out loud, 'cause I wanna get it straight in my head. You're saying that Mr. Blonde was gonna kill you, then when we got back, he was going kill us, take the satchel of diamonds, and scram. I'm right about that, right? That's correct? That's your story?
Mr. Orange: I swear on my mother's eternal soul that's what happened.
Nice Guy Eddie: The man you just killed was just released from prison. He got caught at a company warehouse full of hot items. He could've ****in' walked. All he had to do was say my dad's name, but he didn't; he kept his ****ing mouth shut. And did his ****in' time, and he did it like a man. He did four years for us. So, Mr. Orange, you're tellin' me this very good friend of mine, who did four years for my father, who in four years never made a deal, no matter what they dangled in front of him, you're telling me that now, that now this man is free, and we're making good on our commitment to him, he's just gonna decide, out of the ****ing blue, to rip us off? Why don't you tell me what really happened?
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"Ray's gone bye bye Egon"
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