Where the hell is the motel?
Doobby, is it much farther?
Why didn't you take the interstate?
See your friend has never been around here so I just thought he'd like to look around. You don't see anything on the interstate but interstate.
It's the middle of the night!
I know I know... but he's proud of his town. You know that's a dam rare thing these days.
(name the movie)
What movie is that from...I know I watched it like 900 times and love it. Just cant think of it.
Anyway, I cant believe no one quoted Full Metal Jacket!!! So here it goes:
"Only steers and *****s come from Texas...you dont look like a steer to me boy"
"I like you...I'm goin' to take you home to **** my sister"
"You best straightin' up or I'll twist off your head and **** down your throat"
'97 Tj Sport, 4.6L Stroker, 5-Speed, 4-in suspension lift, 35" TrXus M/t's, Dana30/Ford 8.8 w/ Aussie Locker, Teraflex ExtremeShort SYE, custom front and rear bumpers, Flowmaster Off-road Series, and a bunch of other goodies........MoPar or No-Car!!!
[Jules and Vincent take Marvin with them in their car and Vincent's gun goes off and blows Marvin's head off]
Jules: What the ****'s happening, man? Ah, **** man!
Vincent: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules: Why the **** did you do that!
Vincent: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
Jules: Oh man I've seen some crazy *** **** in my time...
Vincent: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.
Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no mother****ing bump.
Vincent: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a *****. The gun went off. I don't know why.
Vincent: Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, then he's automatically forgiven of that wrongdoing? Jules: Man, get out of my face with that ****. The mother****er who said that never had to pick up itty bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ***.
Jules: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
Fabienne: Where's my Honda? Butch: Sorry baby but I had to crash that Honda.
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Or you can do it MY way...which is like the wrong way, only faster.