Originally Posted by Dirty Backroads
The Dead Milkmen. *****in' Camaro
I mean, come on. Does it get any better?
if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big
underground homosexual population -
Des Moines, Iowa,
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it,
you can't grow anything in it.
The government says it's due to poor farming.
But I know what's really going on, Stuart.
I know it's the *****s.
They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians.
I swear to God.
You know what Stuart,
I like you.
You're not like the other people,
in the trailer park."
Oh man, I forgot all about the Dead Milkmen! Thanks for jarring that memory!