post #1 of Old 04-24-2005, 04:33 PM Thread Starter
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Embarassing but true!!

No I'm not talking about my inablility to spell correctly.

The other day I went out with my buddy and drank a bunch of beer, A BUNCH. Well thats all fine and dandy, but it really did a number on my digestive system. I had a solid (well not so solid) case of the runs for the next couple days... bad.

It's spring time, and here in califorina the pollen is playing havoc with my allergies. So I am at work, after this beer drinking incident and and was sitting at my desk, my guts bubbling the whole time. I had taken a couple trips to the bathroom earlier. at about lunch time I had to go again, cramps, the whole bit. But I was finishing up a report so I just stayed a little longer at my desk. I felt the familiar tickle of a sneeze coming on. I wound up and sneezed, and well, all the muscles in my boddy tensed up... ALL of them. well one might imagine that having your bowels tense up at a moment like this may not be the best thing.. Sure enough, I was greeted by one of the most uncomfortable feelings I have ever had while sitting in a chair. I had crapped my pants!!! well, I decided not to panic and just take a lively trot to the bathroom. When all was said and done, lets just say that my boxers didnt go home with me that night. I am grateful that I resloved the situation in privacy but when I think about it now I laugh my *** off!

anyway, I apologize to those who are offended at this type of thing, but it was so funny I had to share.

I can't be the only one who has had this experience!

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*laughing with you*

Poor thang. I know a few ppl that this has happened to before. I myself peed in my pants once cause we were stuck in traffic on the interstate. It was @ 80 and we had the top off the Jeep so I poured water in my lap and it dried by the time we were out of traffic

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That's great! I had a similar experience on a plane home from Mexico. Hey, sometimes there's just nothin' you can do about it!

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Depends, it could happen to anyone...

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I had a similar experience on a plane home from Mexico.
Being on a plane?!?!? that must have sucked!

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That's great! I had a similar experience on a plane home from Mexico. Hey, sometimes there's just nothin' you can do about it!

Bryan
Didn't anyone tell ya Not to drink the water?

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post #7 of Old 04-24-2005, 05:03 PM
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I really did laugh out loud! Thanks for sharing an embarrassing story that probably more than one person here can relate too.

That’s like a friend of my daughter’s told her a story a while ago that her dad was driving to work (a very long drive) when he “went to fart and got more”. Well, I heard the “got more” and laughed my butt off. To make the story funnier, she said her dad had to stop and put on a pair of spare pants that he had in his car. I told my wife that I thought that that was not the first time he “got more”

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Heh, my friend's dad has a phrase for that: "I gotta fart, but I don't know if I can trust it. I'd better sit this one out."

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The technical term is Shart. And I am lucky enough to have avoided this one LOL

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Oh dear! I have been there too - and at work no less.

Lucky for me - my co-workers were at lunch.

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once at a party this guy tried to fart to be funny, needless to say, he farted and then some.

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Happened once while I was wrestling in high school. I was sick, during a match i got hit so hard that it just came out. I got pinned, and made a b-line to the locker room.

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That is the classic work place nightmare. I have come close a couple times, but but been lucky so far.

My dad's old company made huge (read the size of a Peterbilt) engines. One of them back fired once and two or three executives crapped their pants.

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I've never had this happen...but I do hate when a sneeze comes on in the middle of pissing. If you are a "hands free" type of person using a bowl and not a urinal..look out cuz it's going everywhere!

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I've never had this happen...but I do hate when a sneeze comes on in the middle of pissing. If you are a "hands free" type of person using a bowl and not a urinal..look out cuz it's going everywhere!

yes I understand but it takes two hands to hold a whopper.

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