No I'm not talking about my inablility to spell correctly.
The other day I went out with my buddy and drank a bunch of beer, A BUNCH. Well thats all fine and dandy, but it really did a number on my digestive system. I had a solid (well not so solid) case of the runs for the next couple days... bad.
It's spring time, and here in califorina the pollen is playing havoc with my allergies. So I am at work, after this beer drinking incident and and was sitting at my desk, my guts bubbling the whole time. I had taken a couple trips to the bathroom earlier. at about lunch time I had to go again, cramps, the whole bit. But I was finishing up a report so I just stayed a little longer at my desk. I felt the familiar tickle of a sneeze coming on. I wound up and sneezed, and well, all the muscles in my boddy tensed up... ALL of them. well one might imagine that having your bowels tense up at a moment like this may not be the best thing.. Sure enough, I was greeted by one of the most uncomfortable feelings I have ever had while sitting in a chair. I had crapped my pants!!! well, I decided not to panic and just take a lively trot to the bathroom. When all was said and done, lets just say that my boxers didnt go home with me that night. I am grateful that I resloved the situation in privacy but when I think about it now I laugh my *** off!
anyway, I apologize to those who are offended at this type of thing, but it was so funny I had to share.
I can't be the only one who has had this experience!
See ya guys!
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Poor thang. I know a few ppl that this has happened to before. I myself peed in my pants once cause we were stuck in traffic on the interstate. It was @ 80 and we had the top off the Jeep so I poured water in my lap and it dried by the time we were out of traffic
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That's great! I had a similar experience on a plane home from Mexico. Hey, sometimes there's just nothin' you can do about it!
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I really did laugh out loud! Thanks for sharing an embarrassing story that probably more than one person here can relate too.
That’s like a friend of my daughter’s told her a story a while ago that her dad was driving to work (a very long drive) when he “went to fart and got more”. Well, I heard the “got more” and laughed my butt off. To make the story funnier, she said her dad had to stop and put on a pair of spare pants that he had in his car. I told my wife that I thought that that was not the first time he “got more”