[newcaddy4j]

My buddy sent me this and I figured it was worth posting. Sorry if its a repost

DUI - NORTH CAROLINA STYLE

Only a person in North Carolina could think of this.

From Catawba County where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this
true story.

Recently a routine police patrol parked a car outside a bar in Hickory,
North Carolina. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around
the parking lot for a few minutes, with the
officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried
his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and
fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons
left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine,
dry summer night-- flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked
the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few
inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as
some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the
only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the
road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started
up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over
and administered a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had
consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to
ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment
must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Redneck. "Tonight I'm the designated
decoy."

[sharpie]

[charlescho]

HAHAHAHA good one

[ProjectXJRescue]

Thats when you lock his ***** up any way, you find a reason to make the pinch stick! Start looking at his car, if he's a redneck theres gotta be something wrong with it.

[trailblaze]

i was reading this thinking the stupid cop probably let a dozen drunk people go trying to catch the drunkest

[GPER]

Originally Posted by ProjectXJRescue

Thats when you lock his ***** up any way, you find a reason to make the pinch stick! Start looking at his car, if he's a redneck theres gotta be something wrong with it.

Sounds like you have been caught by the decoy

[Big-n-Broke-YJ]

hahahahaha

i'm SO going to try this....

no i'm not. i'll get ticketed for soemthing else, lol