I just remembered a small incident while diving.....
We were on a boat dive off San Clemente Island, heading down the anchor chain to a wreck. An old frigate that was sunk on purpose.
At about eighty feet I started feeling really funny. I looked up and three other divers were above me.
Suddenly, without warning, I hurled. Yep, right through my regulator.
When it happened, I quickly grabbed my regulator and held it in my mouth, while pushing the purge button. The reg cleared quickly, and I didn't inhale any "stuff" or water. I pulled the reg out of my mouth and cleaned it. Ever try to rinse out your mouth while under water? You look pretty funny.
I headed back up to the surface to check my reg and get a fresh tank of air.
Weird. I wan't feeling sick at all. I have no idea what caused it.
Betcha' wish your girlfriend was as dirty as my Jeep!
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Hang on! This is gunna' be a thrill ride of geriatric proportion!