The biggest fear that people have while learning is taking your mask off and putting it back on under water. It's freaky at first, but you get used to it really fast. Clearing your mask is something you should practice as soon as you drop into the water on every dive. It's common for your dive buddy to kick your mask off with his fin. You panic, you die.
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