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Old 07-28-2010, 08:24 PM   #91
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Can we get back on topic here?
I still get that tingly sensation just thinking about it...

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Old 07-28-2010, 08:25 PM   #92
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:26 PM   #93
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I still get that tingly sensation just thinking about it...
Screw you and your duct tape.
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:26 PM   #94
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Can we get back on topic here?
Why do you get a hoe? I'm old enough for one and I think I'm ready

OT, now you're screwed, because all of the girl's cars that are getting egged because of you will want a new paint job and revenge, guess who is going to get the revenge? Have fun, might want to keep the hose pulled out for a few days you may need it every morning.
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:28 PM   #95
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Why do you get a hoe? I'm old enough for one and I think I'm ready
How calloused up are your hands? That's what I thought. You have to be soft and gentle with a hoe.
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:31 PM   #96
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:31 PM   #97
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How calloused up are your hands? That's what I thought. You have to be soft and gentle with a hoe.
Turtle that boy aint even old enough to buy cigarettes lol.. He has no idea what a callous even is yet haha
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:34 PM   #99
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Turtle that boy aint even old enough to buy cigarettes lol.. He has no idea what a callous even is yet haha
Those callouses he has are from improperly holding a shaft. He might still be a little to excitable for a hoe.
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How calloused up are your hands? That's what I thought. You have to be soft and gentle with a hoe.
Don't listen. That hoe will be cultivating every garden in town.
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:38 PM   #101
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Turtle that boy aint even old enough to buy cigarettes lol.. He has no idea what a callous even is yet haha
Why would I buy cigarettes, I would hold my head over a charcoal grill for 5 minutes before I smoked cigarettes

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Don't listen. That hoe will be cultivating every garden in town.
I will have to agree.

I have owned two hoes. They both turned my garden upside down and only one was helpful enough to bare me fruit. When they left my row was discheveled.
In the end, I think I will just rent or borrow them from now on.
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:41 PM   #103
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I still get that tingly sensation just thinking about it...

Don't know for sure but a turtle would not have the same effect as a furry rodent I would not think. You would have better luck with a knot of barbed wire and tying the other end off to a buss.



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Old 07-28-2010, 08:42 PM   #104
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I will have to agree.

I have owned two hoes. They both turned my garden upside down and only one was helpful enough to bare me fruit. When they left my row was discheveled.
In the end, I think I will just rent or borrow them from now on.
Well don't come to me when you want to borrow a hoe, not after the way you treated the one I loaned to you. Never again.
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See, you have to pace yourself. Experience will teach you that when you master that, you can get the most out of a hoe.
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