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Old 07-28-2010, 07:50 PM   #61
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I pulled the end off mine.
I knew it, I am never going to let you use one of my hoes ever again. You better buy me a new hoe. I don't want no old broke hoe. Man I knew it, before I ever let you use my hoe that you were a hoe killer. Never again!!!

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Old 07-28-2010, 07:50 PM   #62
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Old 07-28-2010, 07:51 PM   #63
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Old 07-28-2010, 07:53 PM   #64
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I knew it, I am never going to let you use one of my hoes ever again. You better buy me a new hoe. I don't want no old broke hoe. Man I knew it, before I ever let you use my hoe that you were a hoe killer. Never again!!!
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Speaking of Trucker, will a hoe scare off a lot lizard?
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Old 07-28-2010, 07:54 PM   #66
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My Jeep got egged twice! Its AWFUL when it happens. I still have a mark from the egg where it hit plus some of the egg stained the paint. The second time I left it outside with the top off and so egg got inside, it was the worst thing EVER!!! Your friend, if he is a true friend, will get rid of his girlfriend if she takes part in egging your Jeep. What a ****ty friend if not. He needs to take measures in order to have this not happen.
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Old 07-28-2010, 07:55 PM   #67
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Hai Trucker!

Speaking of Trucker, will a hoe scare off a lot lizard?
Only if it charges less.
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Old 07-28-2010, 07:57 PM   #68
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Chill. Hoes are a dime a dozen.
BS, I gave you my best hoe and you treat it like that. Don't make me post up pics of you trying to decide which hoe you wanted. The lust in your eyes, the wet spot in your pants. Don't think I won't do it.
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Old 07-28-2010, 07:58 PM   #69
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Turtle, Brad, Ambu, dang just looky what the cat dragged in all 3 of you in the same place. How's my hoes doin? No seriously that is the last time I loan tools out to the three of you if you are not going to return them. You better not have left them out in the rain and let the handles get messed up. If you did just buy me a new one I don't want no wore out, beat up, loose hoe. Weather just messes up a hoe.
Well I never...<>

I'll have you know I took that hoe in like it was my own. Polished the blade, rubbed mineral oil on the handle. Love. LOVE is what I put into that hoe. Why townfolk would walk by and nod their heads in approval at what a fine upstanding hoe that turned out to be. Then one day I come home from work, whistling along the sidewalk and just fondly anticipating sitting down to a nice evening working with that hoe.
Well, I walk around the corner of Elm and Pine and I hear a ruckus. Stepping off the walk I push some leaves aside and lookee there. Old man Eckert's got his hands all about that hoe and is working his garden all over with it. Right out there in front of God and everybody.

No sir. That hoe will not darken my door again.


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Old 07-28-2010, 08:01 PM   #70
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Well I never...<>

I'll have you know I took that hoe in like it was my own. Polished the blade, rubbed mineral oil on the handle. Love. LOVE is what I put into that hoe. Why townfolk would walk by and nod their heads in approval at what a fine upstanding hoe that turned out to be. Then one day I come home from work, whistling along the sidewalk and just fondly anticipating sitting down to a nice evening working with that hoe.
Well, I walk around the corner of Elm and Pine and I hear a ruckus. Stepping off the walk I push some leaves aside and lookee there. Old man Eckert's got his hands all about that hoe and is working his garden all over with it. Right out there in front of God and everybody.

No sir. That hoe will not darken my door again.


-I promised myself I wouldn't cry...
I hope you burned his house down, disrespecting one of my hoes like that. <> I hope that hoe was in there with him. I won't have anything to do with a 2 timing hoe. I understand your pain and will not make you get me another hoe. I feel your pain.
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BS, I gave you my best hoe and you treat it like that. Don't make me post up pics of you trying to decide which hoe you wanted. The lust in your eyes, the wet spot in your pants. Don't think I won't do it.
That is called blackmail.




Taking pictures of me and hoes, you old perv.
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:03 PM   #72
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I had a hoe once...but i plowed to deep....now it's suing for my rake
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:04 PM   #73
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I'll have you know I took that hoe in like it was my own. Polished the blade, rubbed mineral oil on the handle. Love. LOVE is what I put into that hoe. Why townfolk would walk by and nod their heads in approval at what a fine upstanding hoe that turned out to be. Then one day I come home from work, whistling along the sidewalk and just fondly anticipating sitting down to a nice evening working with that hoe.
Well, I walk around the corner of Elm and Pine and I hear a ruckus. Stepping off the walk I push some leaves aside and lookee there. Old man Eckert's got his hands all about that hoe and is working his garden all over with it. Right out there in front of God and everybody.

No sir. That hoe will not darken my door again.


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Bravo, bravo




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Old 07-28-2010, 08:05 PM   #74
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Taking pictures of me and hoes, you old perv.
Ha I didn't take pictures of Brad or Ambu girl and my hoes only you. I knew you would not treat my hoes with respect and love so i took pictures to show how my hoes looked before you got your hands on them. It is a good thing I did because you pulled the end off. That is no way to treat a hoe.

Get me a new hoe or I post the pic.
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Old 07-28-2010, 08:08 PM   #75
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Speaking of Trucker, will a hoe scare off a lot lizard?
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Only if it charges less.
Not true! Have you seen some of those thick wide hoes that mix cement all day! They can scare a lot lizard off with a look and skinny hoes go hide in another garden if they see one coming their way. So they get the row all to thems selves.

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