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Unread 03-12-2009, 10:55 PM   #1
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Crazy child scares me!!!!

So I'm in my friends car, sitting in the back seat. His little brother is 5 and he's reading a book. Just messing with him, I say, "What are you doing, you can't read that?" And he says "Yes I can." I ask him to read it aloud and he does. I'm impressed and say so, and he says, and I quote here.... "You wanna know how I read so good?... The angel on my shoulder taught me how to read. I have an angel on this shoulder and a demon on the other one. One teaches me how to read and the other one teaches me how to speak, that's why I'm always reading good stuff like the bible, but I'm always saying bad things and setting stuff on fire." ....I am not joking!!!!!!!!

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Unread 03-12-2009, 11:00 PM   #2
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Ummm..........That's kinda creepy!
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Unread 03-12-2009, 11:03 PM   #3
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That's what I thought. But he really is crazy. He calls 911 and screams that he's being killed to get the cops over. He burned down a huge tree in a neighborhood. Shot like 200 paintballs at the nextdoor neighbors car. Sot a duck in the road with a crossbow, says he wants to grow up and beat up black people. Really crazy, he's not taught stuff like that either, his parents and family are really good friendly people. And he's only 5!!!!!
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Unread 03-12-2009, 11:08 PM   #4
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WTF! Insane!
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Unread 03-12-2009, 11:10 PM   #5
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It kind of actually makes me believe in evil... like that movie "the good son" **** it... I'm still gonna buy the little tyke a rifle for his birthday..... jk
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Unread 03-12-2009, 11:12 PM   #6
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That's what I thought. But he really is crazy. He calls 911 and screams that he's being killed to get the cops over. He burned down a huge tree in a neighborhood. Shot like 200 paintballs at the nextdoor neighbors car. Sot a duck in the road with a crossbow, says he wants to grow up and beat up black people. Really crazy, he's not taught stuff like that either, his parents and family are really good friendly people. And he's only 5!!!!!
I call BS. Who would give a crazy 5 year old a crossbow? Who would give a normal 5 year old a crossbow unsupervised?
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Unread 03-12-2009, 11:13 PM   #7
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They have 8 children, 4 boys, 4 girls. they're all different ages, so bows and arrows, crossbows, paintball guns, bb guns all get left around and are easy to access
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Unread 03-12-2009, 11:14 PM   #8
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I think I would make sure I didn't piss him off. You might end up on his kill list when he gets older
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Unread 03-12-2009, 11:14 PM   #9
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and NO she's not the octomom!
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Unread 03-12-2009, 11:14 PM   #10
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i was leaving my dads lot one night after working on it (~4 acres) and out of the trees this little girl (~5-6) come running infront of me and just stops dead in my head lights. i hit the brakes and she just sits and stares at me. it freaked me out so i took off in reverse and took the river to the other side of the lot and drove home. scared the piss outta me
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Unread 03-12-2009, 11:17 PM   #11
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i was leaving my dads lot one night after working on it (~4 acres) and out of the trees this little girl (~5-6) come running infront of me and just stops dead in my head lights. i hit the brakes and she just sits and stares at me. it freaked me out so i took off in reverse and took the river to the other side of the lot and drove home. scared the piss outta me
Sounds like a demon...should have taken it out.
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Unread 03-12-2009, 11:19 PM   #12
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yeah i know. figured it must have been a neighbor kid or something but still. it was late and there was no reason why a child her age should be running around in the woods that late
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Unread 03-12-2009, 11:19 PM   #13
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demon child
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Unread 03-12-2009, 11:38 PM   #14
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That crazy stuff, I would of hit the girl, or gotten out and talked to her. Was it on your Dads property?
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Unread 03-12-2009, 11:40 PM   #15
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yeah it was on his property but its in a neighborhood. most lots are 1-1.5 half acres but we bought two "large" lots. we got the second one dirt cheap because the lot can never be built on because of a flood plain and on the other side is rock cliff. no one wanted so my dad said **** it lets get it cheap and have more river front
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