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Unread 10-03-2013, 06:39 AM   #1
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A co-worker just asked me to do "something" with his wife.

I'm not sure how to really phrase this delicately so I'll just come out with the story. It's probably NSFW so keep that in mind.

I've known this guy and his family for about a year. We aren't best friends but I've seen them out. They have a kid who's about 6 or so. Wife is attractive but you wouldn't drool over her if she walked in somewhere. Pretty normal young family.

This morning I come in to work and we were just BSing and stuff like normal. It's just me and him standing around talking about the Rays beating the Indians (So we can now lose to Boston!) and out of nowhere, I'm telling you this was completely unrelated to anything we were discussing, he goes "So bro, have you heard about this new cuckolding thing going around?"

I was a bit confused. I know what cuckolding is, basically a woman saying screw you I'm going to do whoever I want. But I didn't think it was "going around".

So I said, pretty casually, "Yeah man, can't trust women anymore can you? heh."

And he goes "No no no, it's awesome bro. It'd be like having your own little porn star right in your living room."

At this point my OODA loop is completely toasted. I really don't understand what he's saying.

This is when it just starts getting awkward. I think he could tell I was confused so he said he's been doing some thinking and he thinks he'd like to see his wife with another man. But he wants someone who isn't pushy or crazy or a druggy and doesn't know who to ask.

Still, completely oblivious to the situation I've been placed in, I start rambling incoherent sentences like "Well, I mean, I don't know who would be up for that. pretty big thing to do. depends on a lot I guess. Like if you'd be there, or stuff. I dont know anyone..."

Then it happened: "Come on bro, my wife's hot isn't she? Would you do her while I watched?"



I couldn't tell if he was serious, and not wanting to get into a physical altercation I just kind of chuckled and said well I mean she's attractive and everything but that's a big thing I don't know if that'd be cool with you. You should probably think about it, etc. Stuff like that. He agreed and then we small talked a bit more. When it was time for him to go to his office he told me, pretty non-chalantly, that it was on the table and to let him know.

I mean, it was no different than if I wanted to borrow his air compressor or something for the weekend.

It was almost identical in tone to: "Yeah bro whenever you get into that project of yours just hit me up and I'll swing by with the air tool set".

I don't even know what to say to this guy.

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Unread 10-03-2013, 06:51 AM   #2
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Unread 10-03-2013, 07:02 AM   #3
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Free poon? What's so confusing about it?




J/k, that is pretty strange...


Oh, and pics of the wife
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Unread 10-03-2013, 08:32 AM   #4
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Tell him you need to hit it once before without him around. Then bounce!
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Unread 10-03-2013, 08:32 AM   #5
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If he wont be involved I would hop on top of her.he could wait in the kitchen making me an after sex sandwich and cold beer.
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Unread 10-03-2013, 08:43 AM   #6
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Don't know if I could with him watching. Just tell him you'll video tape it then he can watch.
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Unread 10-03-2013, 10:05 AM   #7
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sounds like you live in a time warp. '60s key parties, free love.
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Unread 10-03-2013, 11:09 AM   #8
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The fail is strong here. Do the man a favor and bang his wife for him.
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Unread 10-03-2013, 11:11 AM   #9
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The 'cuckolding thing going around'? That's funny, not only does he not know what it actually means how long it's been around. If I wasn't married I'd **** his wife. It's his relationship going to go in the dumpster anyways.
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Unread 10-03-2013, 11:26 AM   #10
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The only way I can give an adequate response is for you to post up pictures of his wife.
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Unread 10-03-2013, 11:32 AM   #11
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The only way I can give an adequate response is for you to post up pictures of his wife.
Seems legit ^^^^
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Unread 10-03-2013, 12:04 PM   #12
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Pop a little blue pill and bang the **** out of here! She's a freak! This is your opportunity to do everything you ever wanted to do with a woman. As for him, he offered up his wife so any after shock in their marriage is his problem
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Unread 10-03-2013, 12:21 PM   #13
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I'd try and get him to reconsider, stuff like this will make a marriage fail pretty fast. assuming it already hasn't.
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Unread 10-03-2013, 12:30 PM   #14
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Y'know, there's always the possibility that he'll want to join in at some time and you may find an unwelcome visitor at the back door. Or he might just whack you on the head, at the peak moment, and he and his wife will slice and dice you and store you in the basement freezer for bedtime snacks later.
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Unread 10-03-2013, 12:38 PM   #15
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Different strokes for different folks...
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