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post #1 of 7 Old 03-17-2006, 07:56 PM Thread Starter
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Chuck Norris reads: Chuck Norris Facts...

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funny. I saw one of the sites the other day with the list on it.

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they forgot "chuck norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afaird of the dark, but because the dark is afaird of chuck norris"

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I can't figure out this seemingly "overnight" fascination with Chuck Norris. About a month ago, out of the blue, my students all came in and started saying all of these stupid, but somehow funny, Chuck Norris jokes.

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Those kids started it online and they blew the up overnight!....

Conan started running Walker clips about a year or two ago and I think that rejuvenated the Chuck Norris culture...
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I know....but like him or not: he's an enduring character in American culture. Who do we have (us "older" folks!)? John Wayne is gone, Clint is gettin pretty old, Lots of others have gone quietly into the good night....Chuckies ok!

Death is afraid of Chuck will always be here!

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chuck norris once inpregnated a convent of nuns, 9 months later they gave birth to the 1972 miami dolphins

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