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Old 04-23-2006, 03:56 PM   #1
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Chuck Norris: Once and for all...
This is getting retarded. For all of you guys who have no idea what the hype is, or for all you guys who decide to post yet another set of old Chuck Norris jokes, or for those of you that don't even care...

http://www.4q.cc/chuck

Go there. Read. Have fun. Don't post.





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Old 04-23-2006, 05:25 PM   #2
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Can we sticky this?
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Old 04-23-2006, 09:16 PM   #3
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Can we sticky this?
Seriously.
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Old 04-23-2006, 09:18 PM   #4
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It was funny....
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Old 04-23-2006, 10:29 PM   #5
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I didn't see me mentioned on there...that's not a very detailed or comprehensive site on Chuck.

Hmph
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Old 04-23-2006, 10:48 PM   #6
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It was funny....
That's what this thread is all about, my man.
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Old 04-23-2006, 11:15 PM   #7
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who's Chuck Norris?
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Old 04-23-2006, 11:30 PM   #8
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who's Chuck Norris?
just for that, he will kill you before you ever find out.
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Old 04-25-2006, 06:43 PM   #9
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This Chuck Norris stuff is getting crazy. I just got my new issue of Dirt Rider and the editor answered a letter with a Chuck Norris joke.

Chuck Norris is the man, though. I did a search a while back (we were disputing whether or not it was his birthday, it was, we drank accordingly). He's done so much stuff in his lifetime, including power boat racing (in which he holds a world record for quickest time from Chicago to Detroit by boat).
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Old 04-25-2006, 08:39 PM   #10
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...He's done so much stuff in his lifetime, including power boat racing (in which he holds a world record for quickest time from Chicago to Detroit by boat).
and the hell of it is that he was in a canoe....
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Old 04-25-2006, 08:54 PM   #11
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and instead of paddling straight there, he went around the world... twice.

Sorry, I realize this is not helping anything...
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Macgyver will kill Chuck Norris with a rubberband and a sponge...
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Old 04-25-2006, 10:19 PM   #13
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Macgyver will kill Chuck Norris with a rubberband and a sponge...
....said the man who wants to die
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....said the man who wants to die
Awesomely funny.
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