[bobjp]

This is why search engines suck.

[martinsburgjeep]

Originally Posted by bobjp

This is why search engines suck.

Chuck Norris is the search engine

[martinsburgjeep]

Originally Posted by Xwelder

-- THE REAL Chuck Norris fun facts

When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska. He then asks little boys to reach in and get some popcorn from the bucket sitting on his lap in the theater.

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on your son.

Chuck Norris uses redhot lava in place of Astroglide.

Chuck Norris mounted Everest with a bucket and spade, Everest, for his part, tried to get away be he is only 14.

Chuck Norris can chug a pint of throat yogurt and not throw up.

Chuck Norris beat the son.

Chuck Norris can have his cake AND decorate it too with some nice flowers and a pretty little doilie.

Chuck Norris CAN lick his . . . . (eh this one is too easy)

Chuck Norris puts the GAY in Funeral, what's that you say? There is not g - a - y in funeral? There is if Chuck Norris is there.

Chuck Norris can lick his own . . . . (again too easy). At the same time.

Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography....it was just like Wilt Chamberlains, only with teenage boys.

Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris licks you, your relatives will feel it.

Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down. Which he does every Thursday night at the Blue Oyster.

See spot. See spot run. See spot get "helped over the fence" by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris performs colonoscopies on himself.

Chuck norris invented the cornhole.

Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU, so you better sit down.

Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly and stinks like pee.

fixed 'em

[DrD]

Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU, so you better sit down.

I like this one

[DrD]

Chuck Norris doesn¦t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity ¦ twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he¦s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

[BRad704]

Originally Posted by martinsburgjeep

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Chyna so hard she grew a penis . . . and then Chuck Norris slept with shim

Yer KILLIN me !!!!!1