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03-12-2009, 02:29 PM
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Blind Dates
Who's been on one?
And, why do they always end up so awful?  I thought there would be some unspoken rules, but people don't get it. Example, if I had a friend who was a 6 on scale of 1 to 10(10 being good looking). I would set them up with a 5, 6, 7, or maybe an 8. But not a 2. Come on people. Get a clue. You might be able to date a few levels above you or be happy with a few levels below, but don't hook a bro up with someone who is not on the same scale.  Ok... who has got some good stories?
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03-12-2009, 02:31 PM
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The solution is to set your friend up on a blind date with a transvestite you find on craigslist.
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03-12-2009, 02:35 PM
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03-12-2009, 02:41 PM
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I got set up on a blind date by a friends girlfriend. She gave me the same story about how she's smart, good looking, funny, etc. Well she may have been smart and funny, but holy ****, good looking?!? Her eyes were so far apart that ET would point and laugh. So I did what any immature guy in his early 20's would do. I completely ignored her until she got pissed and left.
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03-12-2009, 02:43 PM
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03-12-2009, 02:46 PM
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blind chicks are great.....
mute ones are even better!! wait... what are we talking about??
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03-12-2009, 02:58 PM
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My mom or sisters would try to set me up with someone, and when I would ask what did she look like, they would say "she is really sweet." Translation: she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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03-12-2009, 03:26 PM
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sweet = fat
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03-12-2009, 03:27 PM
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seriously though... what did you want you mom to say...
"oh she's got huge ta-ta's and is a nympho."
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03-12-2009, 03:32 PM
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my mom would never set me up with a pretty girl. She wants me to marry the ugliest girl ever.
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03-12-2009, 03:34 PM
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Children's books?
 
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Maybe she thinks a 6 is a little courteous.
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03-12-2009, 03:55 PM
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03-12-2009, 03:56 PM
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I find that if they are blind I can slip the roofie in easier.
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03-12-2009, 04:15 PM
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I personally don't know why anyone that knows my dating history(nothing but skinny girls) would think I would want to date a lardo. I am a very active guy and I like girls that can at least keep up with me. |
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03-12-2009, 05:29 PM
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I haven't been set up on a blind date before, I normally just say 'Hell No'. My best friend though (a girl I've known for years) said once that she wanted me to meet a real good friend of hers. Her words were "She's real smart and sweet, not too hot, but she isn't ugly" Haha, gotta love my friend, she's always dead honest.
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