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Old 10-09-2007, 12:32 AM   #1
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In a bit of a dilemma

alright i need some help

im hungry

i have a can of soup, but no can opener or knife.

any bright ideas?

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Old 10-09-2007, 12:33 AM   #2
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No knife?!?!?


You are not a man!
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Old 10-09-2007, 12:36 AM   #3
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No knife?!?!?


You are not a man!
knife = in jeep
tools = in jeep

jeep = 1 mile walk, in the rain, away

kyle = lazy ***, so walking is out of the question

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Old 10-09-2007, 12:38 AM   #4
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:03 AM   #5
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why would a church key work better then anyother key?
why are you in posession of a church key?

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Old 10-09-2007, 01:20 AM   #6
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:23 AM   #7
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Every tool you own is in the jeep?
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:26 AM   #8
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why did you not bring any thing with you
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:29 AM   #9
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Every tool you own is in the jeep?
yes, i live in a college dorm i dont exactly have space for my tools. so i put every tool that i could fit in the back of my jeep for the trip up here and as of now my jeep is my tool box (rest of the tools are at home 6 hours away)

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why did you not bring any thing with you
i did, refer to the explanation above.

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Old 10-09-2007, 01:32 AM   #10
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Dude, your in a dorm, its between 11:30 pm and 2:30 am depending on where you are, people are still awake, go knock on some doors...
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Old 10-09-2007, 01:37 AM   #11
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figured it out, my roomate had a flat head screw driver so i poked a triangle shape in the top and poured it out.

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Old 10-09-2007, 01:50 AM   #12
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haha hooray for roomies.
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Old 10-09-2007, 02:01 AM   #13
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OK let's start at the top. First point is for the OP who still needs to turn in his man card for not having a knife on him at all times.

Second point is for Dirtbag. Forget the church key what's really impressive is why do you have a P-38, or rather how did you get one. I'd like to see some footage of you shooting the top off a can of soup. That would be awesome.
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Old 10-09-2007, 02:05 AM   #14
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i think with all of the stuff i have done with/for my GF the man card has been cashed in a long time ago, so im not too worried. additionally i have a very hard time with losing things, so the less i carry around the less of a chance i have of losing it.

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p38 are ww2 isue can openers you can buy cheap
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