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05-14-2011, 08:06 PM
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fast times at ridgemont high:
spicoli: dont worry i can fix this. My dads a tv repair man. hes got the ultimate set of tools!
kid: You just wrecked my brothers car! My brothers gonna ****! My brothers gonna kill us!
Spicoli: well which is it man is he gonna **** or is he gonna kill us?
kid: My brothers gonna **** and then hes gonna kill us!!
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05-14-2011, 08:32 PM
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rockin lil red wagon
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when its time to shoot,shoot don`t talk ---also from the good the bad and the ugly.guess this one--- I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick some butt and i`m all out of gum
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ah,beer the cause of and cure to all of lifes problems ...Homer J Simpson... I am the guy in the red jeep!
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05-14-2011, 09:08 PM
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It will never get fixed.
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Originally Posted by RX7TT
One of my favorite quotes from any move. It's not at all family friendly, but the language filter gets most of the inappropriateness.
From Snatch:
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey ****** balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell ***** and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old *****, and have brought your two little mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no ***** here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!
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IMO the best movie scene of all time...
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05-14-2011, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Ih8Hondas
Napoleon Dynamite=most quotable movie in history. I'm pretty sure they watched people at my high school for inspiration and then filmed it in Preston or wherever it was. We had people who acted exactly like that. I got compared to Napoleon a lot when it came out.
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You have never been to Preston apparently, most of the people there do act just like that...I have often wondered if its a documentry or a work of fiction, its hard to distinguish with that movie.
Of course I use to live in Feilding which is just a hop skip and a jump away and I think Im normal... I guess..
If we are going for oldies and goodies here are a few classics.. should be easy for some of us to get...
"they took the bar....."
"fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"
and one of my favorites from the same movie
"You F***ed up, you trusted us"
props to the first guy that gets that movie
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05-14-2011, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by markso125
You have never been to Preston apparently, most of the people there do act just like that...I have often wondered if its a documentry or a work of fiction, its hard to distinguish with that movie.
Of course I use to live in Feilding which is just a hop skip and a jump away and I think Im normal... I guess..
If we are going for oldies and goodies here are a few classics.. should be easy for some of us to get...
"they took the bar....."
"fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life"
and one of my favorites from the same movie
"You F***ed up, you trusted us"
props to the first guy that gets that movie
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Animal house?
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05-14-2011, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by IEcrawlerTJ01
Hahahahah. FARVA!!!!!
True Brothers Crawling
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"i dont know what that is"
"liter is french for gimme some ****in cola"
"do you wanna dipposize your meal for a quarter more?
"do you want me to punchisize your face for free?"
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05-14-2011, 09:50 PM
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Hangover
"Its not a purse, its a satchel"
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05-14-2011, 09:55 PM
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You have never been to Preston apparently...
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Can't say I have. All I know is that it's a pretty epic movie.
From Spaceballs: "No, no, no light speed is too slow. We're going to have to go right to ... ludicrous speed!"
"We can't stop. We have to slow down first."
"Your schwartz is as big as mine."
"I'm surrounded by a**holes."
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05-14-2011, 09:56 PM
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Tombstone:
"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"
"Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after. It's a reckonin'."
"It would appear that the strain was more than he could bear."
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05-14-2011, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by 98muddyjeep
... I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick some butt and i`m all out of gum
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They Live!
"Hold on to your butts."
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05-14-2011, 10:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TripLeader
"Goodmorning! Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, then pow, all at once!"
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Takes a big drink of the "milk". Then the Amish say something like. "We don't have a cow we have a bull!!!!"
luckily my stomach was already empty from the landlady scene.
Chris
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05-14-2011, 11:03 PM
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Bad guy. "What happened to your face" Jonah hex kills the guy then says " I'm all out of wise --- answers"
Jonah hex
Chris
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05-14-2011, 11:05 PM
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
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Originally Posted by Benjamin Franklin
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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05-14-2011, 11:17 PM
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It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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05-14-2011, 11:49 PM
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"Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full."
Top Gun
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Seriously one of the best lines and movies EVER!!!!!!!!!!
I love it!!!!!!!!
True Brothers Crawling
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