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Unread 04-30-2011, 09:42 PM   #106
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Chuck Norris was born in a cabin he built with his bare hands.

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Unread 04-30-2011, 09:58 PM   #107
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Chuck Norris is a true gentleman. Always willing to protect a Damsel in Distress and Steven Sagal.

Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger..nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives
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Unread 04-30-2011, 10:41 PM   #108
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Chuck Norris is a true gentleman. Always willing to protect a Damsel in Distress and Steven Sagal.

Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger..nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives
Now that's some Chuck Norris goodness right there!
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Unread 05-01-2011, 01:43 AM   #109
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Chuck Norris invented the c-section when he round house kicked his way out of the womb.

A blind man was walking down the street and stepped on Chuck Norris foot. Chuck said "Fool! Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" Just the sound of Chucks voice brought the blind mans sight back. To bad the only thing he saw before he dies was a round house kick to the face.

There are no such things as lesbians. Just women who haven't met Chuck Norris yet.

Chuck Norris can make Justin Bieber say never.

When Chuck Norris goes outside he doesn't put on sunblock. The sun puts on Chuckblock.
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Unread 12-19-2013, 11:57 PM   #110
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Chuck Norris' Christmas Card
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Unread 12-20-2013, 07:22 AM   #111
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger..nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives
Oh my God ! I didn't know that ! Is it still allowed in the US to do such things ?

Over here in Belgium, if you even considered for one second to have such thoughts, they would hang you by the balls on the tail of that airplane and fly you around like State Enemy number One...

ps. love the above Gif-image ! Great work !

Merry Xmas everybody from Frans, Belgium.
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