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Unread 11-01-2010, 07:03 AM   #61
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when chuck norris does push ups, he pushes the earth down

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Unread 11-01-2010, 12:14 PM   #62
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

God's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin islands. Now there just the islands.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky
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Unread 11-01-2010, 12:17 PM   #63
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chuck norrie eats rocks and ****s lightning bolts.
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Unread 11-01-2010, 01:05 PM   #64
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The moon doesn't revolve around the earth, it runs from Chuck Norris.
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Unread 11-01-2010, 01:09 PM   #65
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Chuck Norris daughter lost her virginity and he got it back.
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Unread 11-01-2010, 01:18 PM   #66
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If Chuck Norris got in a fight with himself, hed win.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Unread 11-01-2010, 01:37 PM   #67
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Chuck Norris is what Willis is talkin 'bout
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Unread 11-01-2010, 01:53 PM   #68
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.

As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
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Unread 11-01-2010, 01:58 PM   #69
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"Chuck WHO?" said Clint Eastwood.
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Unread 11-01-2010, 02:16 PM   #70
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Chuck Norris says welcome to 3 years ago.
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Unread 11-01-2010, 03:36 PM   #71
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Chuck Norris has no legs. Just two very well trained penises.
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Unread 11-02-2010, 09:43 AM   #72
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Chuck Norris will never die because the reaper fears Chuck Norris
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Unread 11-02-2010, 10:15 AM   #73
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Chuck Norris died.


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Unread 11-02-2010, 10:52 AM   #74
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Chuck Norris died.


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He didn't die.
The Mayans predicted that he would be tired of us around December 2012 though.
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Unread 11-02-2010, 12:03 PM   #75
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At his funeral, he will give the eulogy
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