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Unread 10-31-2010, 02:22 PM   #46
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Chuck Norris doesn't leave messages, he leaves warnings.

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Unread 10-31-2010, 02:28 PM   #47
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When God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say please".

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag you, he potato sacks you.

Chuck Norris' computer doesn't have a ctrl button, because Chuck Norris is always in control.
I think some of the best ones yet
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Unread 10-31-2010, 06:31 PM   #48
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Nobody has anymore??
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Unread 10-31-2010, 08:09 PM   #49
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If you ever work with Chuck Norris, be sure not to ask him for his 3 hole punch
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Unread 10-31-2010, 09:06 PM   #50
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he doesnt sh*t into the toilet, he sh*ts thru it.
Chuck Norris does not own a toilet he owns a rock crusher!

The reason little Bush was so retarded is because he sat to close to the TV when watching Chuck Norris.

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Unread 10-31-2010, 09:16 PM   #51
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

Many people think that Pluto lost its planet status because it indeed was not a planet. The real reason is that astronomers wanted to name it Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris destroyed Pluto out of spite for providing such a tiny homage to his greatness.
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Unread 10-31-2010, 09:25 PM   #52
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When chuck norris wants an egg he cracks open a chicken
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Unread 10-31-2010, 09:28 PM   #53
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Chuck Norris once kicked a Horse in the chin. It's decendents are known today as Giraffes.
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Unread 10-31-2010, 10:14 PM   #54
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Chuck Norris once ripped a Russian commando in half and drank his blood because he wanted some vodka and the Russian had drank the last of it.


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Unread 10-31-2010, 10:19 PM   #55
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Chuck norris makes the Kool Aid man use the door
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Unread 10-31-2010, 10:20 PM   #56
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but seriously guys,the worlds most interesting man is where its at.

He once had an awkward moment just to see what it felt like
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I see you also twizzled your scart lead. Well done! :thumbsup:
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Unread 11-01-2010, 05:48 AM   #57
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The worlds most interesting man:

He can speak Russian... in French
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Unread 11-01-2010, 06:28 AM   #58
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because the only element he understands is the element of surprise.
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Unread 11-01-2010, 06:55 AM   #59
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Chuck Norris once ate a Rubix Cube and shat it out completely solved.
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"The Black Eyed Peas" were just called "The Peas" before they met Chuck Norris.
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