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post #46 of 111 Old 10-31-2010, 02:22 PM Thread Starter
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Chuck Norris doesn't leave messages, he leaves warnings.

If it were easy, everyone would do it
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When God said "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said "Say please".

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag you, he potato sacks you.

Chuck Norris' computer doesn't have a ctrl button, because Chuck Norris is always in control.
I think some of the best ones yet
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Nobody has anymore??

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If you ever work with Chuck Norris, be sure not to ask him for his 3 hole punch

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he doesnt sh*t into the toilet, he sh*ts thru it.
Chuck Norris does not own a toilet he owns a rock crusher!

The reason little Bush was so retarded is because he sat to close to the TV when watching Chuck Norris.

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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

Many people think that Pluto lost its planet status because it indeed was not a planet. The real reason is that astronomers wanted to name it Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris destroyed Pluto out of spite for providing such a tiny homage to his greatness.
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When chuck norris wants an egg he cracks open a chicken

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Chuck Norris once kicked a Horse in the chin. It's decendents are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris once ripped a Russian commando in half and drank his blood because he wanted some vodka and the Russian had drank the last of it.


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Chuck norris makes the Kool Aid man use the door

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I see you also twizzled your scart lead. Well done! :thumbsup:
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but seriously guys,the worlds most interesting man is where its at.

He once had an awkward moment just to see what it felt like

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The worlds most interesting man:

He can speak Russian... in French

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Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because the only element he understands is the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris once ate a Rubix Cube and shat it out completely solved.
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"The Black Eyed Peas" were just called "The Peas" before they met Chuck Norris.
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