When Superman spun the Earth backwards to reverse time, he was surprised to find Chuck Norris waiting in the past for him to finish with his shenanigans. It was only after a stern talking-to and a graceful nod of Chuck's stately, bearded chin that he was allowed to continue saving the earth rather than receiving a roundhouse kick that would have permanently altered the space-time continuium.
Have a government. Not too much. Mostly Libertarian.
you guys arent going to believe this, but i live in the same town chuck does. he has a summer home here and hes actually a really nice guy. i see him at the local bowling alley and at the high school football games once a year or so. i actually went to school with his step-daughter, kelly. never the less, the jokes are hilarious and apparently he jokes about himself all the time.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do expect they pay for them.
[B][I]Ash from Army of Darkness[/I][/B][QUOTE]Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?[/QUOTE]