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post #1 of 111 Old 10-29-2010, 05:05 PM Thread Starter
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The Best Chuck Norris Jokes

I'm a fan of all the Chuck Norris jokes and in fact have a few shirts with them.
Here's my favorite: Chuck Norris doesn't have sperm he has tiny white ninjas that attack eggs.

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When Superman goes to bed, he wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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at night the boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
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^^^^^ I haven't heard that before

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Chuck Norris tans on the sun.
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When Chuck Norris' computer locks up, he just glares at the screen and 5 minutes later Bill Gates knocks on his front door with a new computer.

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There is no such thing as a Tornado. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris once kicked a Horse in the chin. It's decendents are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris' beard cuts razors.

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there is no chin under chuck norris' beard.....only another fist

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If a zombie bites Chuck Norris, it turns into another Chuck Norris.

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When chuck norris jumps in a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris
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-Chuck Norris once ate a live baby turtle whole. When he shat it out it was 6ft tall and knew karate... he named it
Michelangelo

-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits...

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Chuck Norris can beat Mario Bros. without using the jump button.
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