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Unread 11-18-2007, 12:44 PM   #1
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An Atheist walking in the woods...

Old joke... but still funny!!!

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An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What beautiful mountains"!
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"! He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a giant 8-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could down the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & saw the bear was even closer. He then tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him and opening his huge jaws, exposing his sharpe teeth.

At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'

Then suddenly...

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, you teach others I don't exist and even credit all creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you, now, as a believer"?

The atheist looked directly in to the light,...
"It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a believer now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out.

The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear closed his mouth, dropped his right paw, and brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke!...





















"Lord, bless this food, for which I am about to receive from thy bounty, through Christ our Lord, Amen."


have a nice day!

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Unread 11-18-2007, 12:50 PM   #2
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Good one, I haven't heard that one before.
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Unread 11-18-2007, 12:53 PM   #3
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I thought the bear was going to sexually assault the guy. Would have been more realistic.
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Unread 11-18-2007, 07:16 PM   #4
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I thought the bear was going to sexually assault the guy. Would have been more realistic.
I was about to have a come back about that but decided not to for fear of inciting hatred against our Catholic brethren. I shall leave it be. There's enough animosity between groups as it were.
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I thought the bear was going to sexually assault the guy. Would have been more realistic.
good one.
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Unread 11-18-2007, 11:32 PM   #6
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You know, it's funny. Athiest's don't seem to need to post pointless crap making fun of Christians to make them feel better about themselves. Interesting...
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Unread 11-18-2007, 11:37 PM   #7
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Unread 11-18-2007, 11:41 PM   #8
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You know, it's funny. Athiest's don't seem to need to post pointless crap making fun of Christians to make them feel better about themselves. Interesting...
So, you've never told any stereotypical or degrading jokes before? Because if you have, I'd hope you will see your own hypocrisy.
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Unread 11-19-2007, 12:37 AM   #9
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You know, it's funny. Athiest's don't seem to need to post pointless crap making fun of Christians to make them feel better about themselves. Interesting...
at what point did the OP say he was a christian?
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We should enter this thread in the Soap Box Derby. It'd go downhill faster than anything
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Unread 11-19-2007, 02:01 AM   #11
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good joke.

don't take it seriously guys. laugh it up and roll your eyes if you need too.
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Unread 11-19-2007, 04:08 AM   #12
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You know, it's funny. Athiest's don't seem to need to post pointless crap making fun of Christians to make them feel better about themselves. Interesting...
Because as a Christian, to any Athiest I am already a walking punch line. I get laughed at for my belief's all the time.

I thought the joke was pretty funny, almost as good as the one Dane Cook did about the athiest sneezing on him on the bus. I don't think he's a christian but it's funny what he points out

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Unread 11-19-2007, 05:51 AM   #13
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HAHA I've heard this one before but it's still funny.
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Unread 11-19-2007, 08:25 AM   #14
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You know, it's funny. Athiest's don't seem to need to post pointless crap making fun of Christians to make them feel better about themselves. Interesting...

I have to agree with this, I understand this is general discussion, but I feel I am not in a jeep forum but a religion forum lately...

...it was a funny joke though.
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Unread 11-19-2007, 08:36 AM   #15
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You know, it's funny. Athiest's don't seem to need to post pointless crap making fun of Christians to make them feel better about themselves. Interesting...
Apparently you've never visited a social news site like digg or reddit. There are daily articles bashing non-atheists daily hitting the front page daily. Not saying that the joke isn't pointless crap or anything, but just saying it goes both ways equally.
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