Old joke... but still funny!!!
An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What beautiful mountains"!
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"! He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a giant 8-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could down the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & saw the bear was even closer. He then tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him and opening his huge jaws, exposing his sharpe teeth.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, you teach others I don't exist and even credit all creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you, now, as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly in to the light,...
"It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a believer now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR
"Very Well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear closed his mouth, dropped his right paw, and brought both
paws together, bowed his head & spoke!...
"Lord, bless this food, for which I am about to receive from thy bounty, through Christ our Lord, Amen."
have a nice day!