"What beautiful mountains"!
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"! He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a giant 8-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could down the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & saw the bear was even closer. He then tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him and opening his huge jaws, exposing his sharpe teeth.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, you teach others I don't exist and even credit all creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you, now, as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly in to the light,...
"It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a believer now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?
"Very Well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear closed his mouth, dropped his right paw, and brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke!...
"Lord, bless this food, for which I am about to receive from thy bounty, through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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Originally Posted by 80 CHOPPER
Knowledge is a tool, without knowledge, you are just a tool.
HAHA I've heard this one before but it's still funny.
"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude than the animated contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were ever our countrymen!” Samuel Adams.
You know, it's funny. Athiest's don't seem to need to post pointless crap making fun of Christians to make them feel better about themselves. Interesting...
Apparently you've never visited a social news site like digg or reddit. There are daily articles bashing non-atheists daily hitting the front page daily. Not saying that the joke isn't pointless crap or anything, but just saying it goes both ways equally.
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