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Unread 01-26-2009, 04:28 PM   #1
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Ask a zombie

I myself am not a zombie, but I do have one that comes around once and awhile. He is here now with me and I will try to translate.

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Unread 01-26-2009, 04:30 PM   #2
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Unread 01-26-2009, 04:33 PM   #3
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Ooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
Very good question. He says not all the time, but usually in the morning
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Unread 01-26-2009, 04:35 PM   #4
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What is the easiest/least dangerous way for someone to kill (for lack of a better word since you are already dead) you if they do not have any weapons?
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Unread 01-26-2009, 04:45 PM   #5
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What is the easiest/least dangerous way for someone to kill (for lack of a better word since you are already dead) you if they do not have any weapons?
Jonas brothers music. they will tear their own heads off.
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Unread 01-26-2009, 04:46 PM   #6
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Unread 01-26-2009, 04:50 PM   #7
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No actually. It tastes more like calamari.
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Unread 01-26-2009, 05:57 PM   #8
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Do different ethnicities taste different?
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Unread 01-26-2009, 05:59 PM   #9
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Ever been skull ****ed before you became the undead but after you died?
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Unread 01-26-2009, 06:00 PM   #10
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When will Z-day be? I won't tell any other zombies you told.
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Unread 01-26-2009, 06:35 PM   #11
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Unread 01-26-2009, 06:37 PM   #12
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why is he not killing you? do you feed him? is he a pet?
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How does it change your day to day life having the first zombie commander in chief?
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Unread 01-27-2009, 06:43 AM   #14
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do you consider her a "zombie"?
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Unread 01-30-2009, 06:25 PM   #15
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do you consider her a "zombie"?
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i think she is really hott. did you see in the movie when she was running through the sewer, her jeans kept sliding down in the back?
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