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Is anybody else here married to a complete retard?
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04-30-2009, 02:19 PM
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2010 JK Wrangler
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Is anybody else here married to a complete retard?
So my wife decided she wants to get her hair cut and colored....in Chicago. So now she's spending $1100 on airfare from Sicily to Chicago for 5 days so she can get her hair done. But I can't spend $800 on a lift kit. Is this grounds for a ovary punch?
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04-30-2009, 02:20 PM
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1998 TJ Wrangler
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[Chris Rock]I would NEVER NEVER NEVER hit a woman. But I would shake the **** out of one![/Chris Rock]
The less you try to understand them, the better off you are.
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04-30-2009, 02:21 PM
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2008 JK Wrangler
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Why Chicago??? I'd expect New York City to be more top notch hair place. Hell i'm sure there are some places near you that are better then places in Chicago. Sounds pretty stupid to me. I never understood the whole wife not letting the husband do thing. Ur a man if u want a lift kit then buy it.
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04-30-2009, 02:23 PM
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1999 WJ
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you live in sicily?! omg can i have your wifes plane ticket back home
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04-30-2009, 02:24 PM
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2006 TJ Wrangler
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No, but that is grounds for divorce.
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04-30-2009, 02:25 PM
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2009 JK Wrangler
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Sicily as in Italy?
I say that deserves at least an ovary punch.... well maybe just a shake  Buy the lift kit when she is gone.  She can't complain! ....well wait I take that one back |
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04-30-2009, 02:26 PM
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1998 TJ Wrangler
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If she complains, then you divorce her. If she can spend $1,100 on something as fleeting as a haircut, you certainly can spend less on a lift kit.
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04-30-2009, 02:26 PM
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2001 TJ Wrangler
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Buy the kit when she's gone, and tell that stupid ***** to **** off. If you guys have that kind of money and you don't have access to it. You're whipped boy.
No hitting.  Establish dominance now or divorce her. |
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04-30-2009, 02:26 PM
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2012 JK Wrangler
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Depends on whose money it is. Her's? Stupid, but okay. Yours? BS Leroy.
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04-30-2009, 02:29 PM
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I read on here once that it is easyer for you to get her to stop crying about the lift kit if you buy it then it is to get her ok to buy it.
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04-30-2009, 02:29 PM
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while she's gone get it and put it on and not say a word.
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04-30-2009, 02:30 PM
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FALCON
PUNCH!
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04-30-2009, 02:33 PM
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2005 LJ Wrangler
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 That should do it. |
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04-30-2009, 02:34 PM
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1999 XJ Cherokee
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It appears you have some dominance issues. Try punching her in the butt.
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04-30-2009, 02:34 PM
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2006 TJ Wrangler
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pwned by filter. 
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