Alabama Birth Control (cream corn for the day)

[SpoiledRotten]

After their 11th child, an Alabama redneck couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to ten."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...


“1”



“2”




"3"




"4"




"5"


At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

[woody-77]

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I believe this also works in Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Arkansas, Georgia, Tennessee and North and South Carolina.

[ChaoticBastard]

Originally Posted by woody-77

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I believe this also works in Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, Arkanasas, Georgia, Tennessee and North and South Carolina.

hahahahha

[danheit]

Hey now! I resemble that remark!

[sharpie]

Originally Posted by danheit

Hey now! I resemble that remark!

you resemble something, alright

[Grewe02]

Bahaha.... That's a classic.

[danheit]

Originally Posted by sharpie1k

you resemble something, alright

Did anyone ever tell you that you have the mailman's eyes?































J/K
Now be nice.

[SpoiledRotten]

I wasn't going to add that it could be used in MS, LA, GA, etc...

[Vertical Norm]

Fantastic.
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[Trav79]

Originally Posted by SpoiledRotten

After their 11th child, an Alabama redneck couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.

"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to ten."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...


“1”



“2”




"3"




"4"




"5"


At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

i think its funny someone from Mississippi would make an Alabama joke..........
it goes 48. Alabama, 49. Mississippi, 50. Arkansas. Arkansas is the only state that keeps Mississippi from being the dumbest state in the nation.

[zaq123]

Originally Posted by Trav79

i think its funny someone from Mississippi would make an Alabama joke..........
it goes 48. Alabama, 49. Mississippi, 50. Arkansas. Arkansas is the only state that keeps Mississippi from being the dumbest state in the nation.

[Trav79]

Actually i was wrong. Arizona is the nations "dumbest state", Mississippi is 48th.

http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0931043.html

[got_4_lo]

i don't beleive those rankings - how is California in the 40's???

[Chris_Ryan]

Wow, I am in the number 2 smartest state... it doesn't mean I am smart...

[NEWtoTHEjeepLIF]

Originally Posted by got_4_lo

i don't beleive those rankings - how is California in the 40's???

illegals and Hollywood