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Unread 10-18-2012, 05:43 PM   #91
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Like I've been saying ALL ALONG.....
Since you work in your stilettos.. Can I wife you

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Unread 10-18-2012, 06:21 PM   #92
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heh, advice on women thread...

Well, don't confuse women with girls. Girls are annoying, clingy, think it's cute to be schizophrenic, don't know what the hell they want, have no idea what they're doing, bring no value to the table. Lots of boys let them get away with all of this because girls often look like a good time.. but that only perpetuates the problem.

A woman can wipe her own a5s (front to back, hopefully), pay her own bills and manage her own life in realtime. A woman also respects herself enough to tell you straight up, in English, how it's going, instead of saying lame stuff like "fine" when it's not actually fine. Because she takes care of herself, is able to speak honestly and respect the grown men who pay attention to her - an actual woman deserves to be treated with respect. Not put on a pedestal, just respected as an individual. A woman is better at sexytimes, too.

After you can recognize the difference between women and girls, recognize the difference between men and boys - a man also can wipe his own a5s and pay his own bills, treats women with respect (and rogers them in half) while politely disregarding girls of any age because they're a bigger P.I.T.A. than they're worth.

I notice a lot of boys whining about how "women don't like nice guys" and always friendzone nice guys and therefore women must like a-holes... total crap. Women don't want a p***y because they already have one... but they don't want a d**k either, because they already have one of those too. (it runs on batteries and lasts longer than you can). They do want a man. Men don't get friendzoned, men can be friends with women with absolutely no intention of sexytimes, or can hop into sexytimes if the woman's into it. Boys can be friendzoned by girls or women, but if that boy accidentally becomes a man he can just pull right back outta' the fictional friendzone any time he wants. Doesn't mean you get to have sex with the woman just because you pulled out of the friendzone, it just means you stopped being in some stupid fictional 'trap' you put yourself in and blamed her for.

Nothing's ever been so simple that someone couldn't make it more complicated. Always remember Sturgeon's Revelation.
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Unread 10-18-2012, 08:45 PM   #93
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A woman also respects herself enough to tell you straight up, in English, how it's going, instead of saying lame stuff like "fine" when it's not actually fine
I'm going to argue this point with you. Telling a man "fine" when things are not has nothing to do with whether or not I respect myself. While I typically will say what I am thinking and how I feel, somedays I actually do say that I am "fine" when I really am not, because it would take more energy, and be more upsetting to both parties to try to explain why I am not fine. 9 times out of 10, it is something I need to work out for myself and things will actually be fine shortly.
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Unread 10-18-2012, 09:08 PM   #94
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I'll treat a woman like she's told me the truth, if she says "fine" I go with fine. If she says "nothing's wrong" I go with nothing's wrong. Sometimes I think I'm the first person who's ever done that.
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Unread 10-18-2012, 09:32 PM   #95
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What should I do if an old flame keeps starring at me? I mean she as a bf so idk what to do?
Bang her out. Who gives a ship. A cheating whore is a cheating whore. Why worry about it.
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Unread 10-18-2012, 09:36 PM   #96
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Like I've been saying ALL ALONG.....
Touche...
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Unread 10-18-2012, 09:44 PM   #97
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All this advice is absurd. Are you trying to put you d*ck somewhere warm and moist or find a wife?

Let's just say unless mine falls off or turns green, I'm not interested in getting tested. I've been with the best of the best and taken down some fatties on a dry streak.

If you are just trying to have fun, be an as5hole and don't put in work. They want to get the D as much as you want to play in their belly. Girls that want to play games aren't worth it, move on to the next. Play nice and play their games and you get friend zoned.

Just be blunt and ask em' straight up after a few drinks. Most young whore bags will jump on it. Daddy issues is the best sex you'll have. Move on to the next. My lifestyle isn't for all, but if that's what you are trying to do, there you go. Btw, find out your local clubs ladies night. That way you save some money. Also, go a few hours before close. That way their already tipsy. I'm trying to see her mouth moving. Just not hear words coming out.

If you want to find a wife, don't look for it. She will accidentally be your best friend before you know it and boom goes the dynamite.
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Unread 10-18-2012, 09:48 PM   #98
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This. My fiancee and I became clingy for a while after we moved. We didn't know anyone so we stayed in a lot. After a while we wanted to kill each other. Out of the blue we started doing things independently and the relationship improved tenfold.

Oh, buy nerf guns and safety glasses When you get mad at her toss her the goggles and a nerf gun and have at it. It is hilarious to hit her in the boob or crotch
nerf guns x1000 my gf and i do this whenever we get pissed and it always seems to make everything better
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All this advice is absurd. Are you trying to put you d*ck somewhere warm and moist or find a wife?

Let's just say unless mine falls off or turns green, I'm not interested in getting tested. I've been with the best of the best and taken down some fatties on a dry streak.

If you are just trying to have fun, be an as5hole and don't put in work. They want to get the D as much as you want to play in their belly. Girls that want to play games aren't worth it, move on to the next. Play nice and play their games and you get friend zoned.

Just be blunt and ask em' straight up after a few drinks. Most young whore bags will jump on it. Daddy issues is the best sex you'll have. Move on to the next. My lifestyle isn't for all, but if that's what you are trying to do, there you go. Btw, find out your local clubs ladies night. That way you save some money. Also, go a few hours before close. That way their already tipsy. I'm trying to see her mouth moving. Just not hear words coming out.

If you want to find a wife, don't look for it. She will accidentally be your best friend before you know it and boom goes the dynamite.
I like the way ou think
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Unread 10-18-2012, 11:21 PM   #100
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I like the way ou think
I was going to write a book about me and my penis called "oh the places we've been". I started going down the list and everything was good... Then I started to remember some drunken nights and just set the papers on fire. LoL

I just figure run through as many as you can before you get wifed up. I don't cheat, so when that time comes my dick is in a box for the rest of my life.

Asian girls LOVE American guys. Especially bigger guys like me who are referred to as "juice heads". I'm planning a trip this summer to Moscow to hit the clubs and then over to Tokyo. Went to Ibiza and Barcelona 2 years ago. Ze accents are teh sex. Lol
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Unread 10-18-2012, 11:24 PM   #101
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Let me que you guys in some of the difference in men and women language.

When a lady says, "mhm" it pretty much means she's tuning you out. So from her own logic she is going to assume that when you are saying, "mhm" you're not listening when you actually are.
That's just one example

We like to blow single worded answers WAY, WAY, WAY out proportion (give them meanings that aren't there). While guys just simplify and take our one word answers for that exact meaning of the word when we mean something different all together and complex (that's the crazy talk), then we get mad.

Everything is lost in translation.
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Unread 10-18-2012, 11:24 PM   #102
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Oh - more advice. Any girl who says she hates drama or doesn't have girl friends because their all bi+ches is a drama whore.

If she makes you put on a condom for sex, she is either not on birth control or she is a whore. Most girls that let dudes run through it have a stash of condoms.

If she makes you put on a condom for a BJ, she is actually a whore/hooker. Sorry, but your friends felt bad for you and chipped in some money. You will never see her again.

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Unread 10-18-2012, 11:27 PM   #103
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Let me que you guys in some of the difference in men and women language.

When a lady says, "mhm" it pretty much means she's tuning you out. So from her own logic she is going to assume that when you are saying, "mhm" you're not listening when you actually are.
That's just one example

Everything is lost in translation that is the crazy lady language.
Here is more advice. If you plan on wifing it, shut up and deal with the crazy beach. you made that bed, sleep in it. if you are just trying to touch her no-no spot... Screw it and move on. You wanna play games for 2 weeks and hope you get some or move on and actually get some? There is plenty of vagina in the sea.
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Unread 10-18-2012, 11:29 PM   #104
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Oh - more advice. Any girl who says she hates drama or doesn't have girl friends because their all bi+ches is a drama whore.

If she makes you put on a condom for sex, she is either not on birth control or she is a whore. Most girls that let dudes run through it have a stash of condoms.

If she makes you put on a condom for a BJ, she is actually a whore/hooker. Sorry, but your friends felt bad for you and chipped in some money. You will never see her again.

:lol:
I'm pretty damn sure the reason why a lady makes guys put on a condom is to .. oh I donnoo.. BE SAFE AND NOT GET PREGNANT OR A STD?
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Unread 10-18-2012, 11:34 PM   #105
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Here is more advice. If you plan on wifing it, shut up and deal with the crazy bi+ch. you made that bed, sleep in it. if you are just trying to touch her no-no spot... Screw it and move on. You wanna play games for 2 weeks and hope you get some or move on and actually get some? There is plenty of vagina in the sea.
I would go back and edit your cuss words. You're not supposed to go past the language filter


And I am not going to touching any girls no-nos. I'm a straight female.
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